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As they searched through the post history, they discovered that what they thought were fictional writing prompts were, in fact, actual headlines taken from 5 years in the future.

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Dnd background that gives you the flaw "eats people"

It's Chef

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time to throw the whole man out

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Watching a mutual start shitposting about a kink that's clearly just a bit for them right now, but you can tell it won't stay that way for long:

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You are appearing in my For You like a fatalistic vision of what I’m to become (I have no idea what you are but you give off third-eye lesbian sage whose seat is in a place concealed to look busy but is quite subliminal and has the white noise of old air conditioner and sterile wood flooring). Enjoying your posts 😭

I'm a 30-something white man eating watermelon in his underwear.

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Do you have any advice on sucking DILF cock in a respectful and god-honoring way?

That depends on which particular god you're honouring, really.

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nailed it

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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my relationship with gender? we're divorced

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I currently have a character who's super wolf themed and I need to figure out their powers which is such a pain rn

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It wimdy

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Mouth demons

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Acquiring water-based powers has the side effect of making you genderfluid.

­And acquiring earth-based powers makes you genderdry

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Power Word: Bill

The target receives written notice of their divine violations. If they don't pay the fine within a tenday, they will be sent into the Nine Hells as punishment.

Clerics are just God's tax collectors

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So James Gunn really has a thing about superheroes who control killer drones with their minds, huh?