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me when i have to work to make money & live

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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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Reblog to give prev a magical amulet that protects them from headache

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animals in art: snakes

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i think actually the key to successfully doing tumblr (and especially doing fandom on tumblr) is realising that your blog is your little house and you can post about whatever you like there. once you realise you are just living in and decorating your very own silly little online house you start focusing on what makes you happy rather than constantly performing for & compromising your tastes for & placing all your self worth on little scraps of clout, and you will be a lot happier for it

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queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

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torture the bisexual brunette man some more

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I mean why else would he bind half of his very soul to the Ring, unless it was initially meant for Galadriel and meant to fulfill what he promised her - binding her to power (him).

The second Ring (which was never made because Galadriel refused to participate in that insanity) was supposed to be worn by him and would have contained half of Galadriel's essence - binding him to light.

And both Rings would have had the power to control/rule all other rings given to the races of ME.

It would explain so many things.

Like why she set herself the test of refusing the Ring in LOTR (that scene never made sense to me btw. "I passed the test" - I was like "wat? whose test? yours? why? Lady, you look a bit crazy, do you know?" - "I will diminish and remain Galadriel" - wat? diminish? why? - It felt there like she actually regretted making the right choice - and all of this I've always thought while watching LOTR, before ever watching TROP, and it never actually made sense to me completely, yk, that whole scene? But with the context from TROP? My God, but it finally does make sense!).

Why the secret inscription on the Ring in Elvish. The text sounds like an owner's manual🤣 And why he, the one who created it, would need to know how it works, or why would he explain it to a possible thief of the Ring??

Why Galadriel was never in the battle of the Last Alliance - because she didn't trust herself not to be tempted by the Ring and switching sides.

Why the story of the Lord of the Rings (i.e. Sauron) is narrated by Galadriel - because she is basically another protagonist of this story.

The way the Ring always craved to be returned to Sauron. Was it actually an anti-thievery mechanism or was it intended this way - to bind the bearer (i.e. Galadriel) to Sauron?

Etc., etc., etc.