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I’m honestly surprised that Celeborn isn’t a more appreciated character on here. Tolkien gave us a character who’s entire purpose in life is Being a Wife Guy and we just…forgot about him. Where are the Celeborn appreciators?

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Now, and as always, my biggest complaint about The Rings of Power is that there aren't enough episodes to tell a truly satisfying narrative in the scope to which it's aspiring. Almost all of the problems could be solved by giving these writers more time to cook.

Not enough haladriel? Needs more episodes.

Numenorian politics got short-changed? Needs more episodes.

The Southlanders as an afterthought rather than a substantial plot point? Needs more episodes.

Narvi as a cameo not a character? Needs more episodes.

Whatever the fuck is happening in Rhûn? Needs more episodes.

Doesn't pass the bechdel test? Needs more episodes.

Fridges minor original characters(often portrayed by bipoc actors) before we get to know more than their names? ...ok, I said almost all the problems. But also: NEEDS MORE EPISODES!

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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

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Fallen Angel 🪽

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It came to me in a dream.

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’kill them with kindness” WRONG. Rohirrim‼️🐴 🛡 ⚔️ 🐴⚔️🛡🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴⚔️⚔️⚔️🐴🛡🛡🐴🐴⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴

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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

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I'm SO loving the new interviews!!! 🥹

inspired by @serailovesbagelsetc 's post <3

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Rings of Power Fancast ➤ Dev Patel as Glorfindel

As Glorfindel searches for his missing friend, Olorin, he comes upon a trail of darkness and destruction, left by Sauron and his army of orcs. He visits Gil-galad in Lindon for news and learns about the destruction of Eregion.

credit: cap-that.com • fancaps.net

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

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three rings for the elven-kings under the sky

my original drawing

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me during an 'on' writing period: writing at a sustainable pace is totally possible! you just have to do it every day, like Stephen King says! it doesn't have to be a lot of words each time, but even if you set out to write only 100 words you'll often write a lot more, and even if you don't, it all adds up! I'm not saying it's easy but with a little bit of applied discipline I can surely do it!!

me during an 'off' writing period (aka now):

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not to be insensitive but some of y'all are so funny like “i saw her at the kinslaying at alqualonde!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the kinslaying at alqualonde👀

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and if you really think about it, midnight is actually 2 am

the thing about 10 pm is that 10 pm is basically midnight if you're not careful

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