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if you’re a white creator and your brown/black characters are always sassy, reckless, aggressive or cold and your white characters are always soft, demure, shy and introverted you should think about maybe why you did that

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

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The shop was too heavy for him to bring home to his wife 🥺🥺🥺

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I can't get over how prosecutor godot literally called him a kitten what is that man doing??

I swear they're all bisexual in this game.

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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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WHY DOESN'T THE DRUMBOT PLAY DRUMS

I do so play drums! Just, only when no-ones watching. If you check out the studio versions of the songs, that’s me, on the drums! (Sometimes underneath a thick sheet of foam - don’t ask…)

Jonny once hid my drums to try and stop me playing, so I played the accordion instead. When he hid the accordion, I moved to the banjo - then he gave up. He still likes to steal the drums though, probably so he can make a joke about it.

Drumbot Brian.

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High Noon over Camelot character designs!

Some notes:

The only one with real actual humans! Maybe! Who knows. No one said the space station came from earth. Also, not pictured here because unfortunately we don’t have a Saxon main character aside from Mordred, who spends the majority of the show topside, but I very strongly feel that the Saxons wear gas masks. Just wanted to get that out there.

Music inspo: obviously this one is cowboys. I don’t even have to say it. I did try to be a little realistic, specifically with where their clothing comes from, so most of the armor is meant to be scrounged scrap metal. Another thing to remember is that they’re actually bikers, so it was a lot to balance.

The fashion style is meant to be a mix of 830 (King Arthur) and 1700s (western theme).

OUATIS

UDAD

TBI

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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

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Look guys, it is good to engage with people you don’t agree with 100% politically on occasion. This is not me telling you to try to befriend neo-nazis. I mean, as a leftist, sometimes you’ve got to meet a middle aged lukewater democrat where they’re at and try to open a dialogue to help educate them on issues and discuss your beliefs. If someone seems receptive to listening and learning, that is a great chance to speak and teach. I know it’s fun to make fun of the libs but sometimes ill-informed but well-intentioned Facebook liberals have had propaganda shoved down their throats for 50 years and just need someone to explain the issues to them in a way that is kind and not condescending. It’s not your job but it is nice, it is a nice thing to do and it is nice to try to treat others with understanding. This is a good time to do that, there are a lot of people out there who are frightened and confused.

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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

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get bonked by mama

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The crew takes great joy in covering the EJM and MJE engravings with more accurate descriptions of Brian's morality. They make a game out of it, sticking sticky notes to him when they know he won't notice. Descriptions include:

Deontology:( and Utilitarianism :) (by Ivy)

Bad Liar and Good Liar (by Ashes)

Can't Shoot Me and Will Shoot Me You Jonny, Fuck Off (written by Jonny, who switches it often to whichever option he finds funniest at the moment. Perfected by the Drumbot.)

Gives Therapy and Desperately Needs Therapy (by Marius)

Jolly Ol' Chum and Jolly Ol' Pal (by the Toy Soldier, who didn't quite get it but wanted to be included)

Fuck Around and Find Out (by Tim)

Stone Cold Motherfucker and Heart of Gold Motherfucker (by Raphaella. She purposefully put the sticky notes in the wrong spots.)

Get Your Game On and Get Payed (by Nastya)

Boring Brian and Fun Brian :^)) (placed there by EJM Brian himself)

The Only Sane One and Wait Nevermind (by MJE Brian, who can be funny, thank you very much Jonny.)

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute