murderinthemoshpit

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sorry i left you on read. i'm in a time loop. yeah i know you don't believe that. you say that every time. watch out for the bees btw

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happy fathers day btw

Does anyone have this genre of image but of a supportive Optimus

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ai generated images on my tumblr feed clearly i have done something wrong and the gods are punishing me

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(Early Robin!Tim Era)

Dick & Bruce: *arguing*

Tim: *headphones on, listening to Livin’la Vida Loca, dancing around them*

Dick & Bruce: *start yelling*

Tim: *lifting one side of his headphones* Bruce, Dick is an adult, you have to give him some independence. Dick, Bruce’s love language is quality time and he thinks the only way to get that is by working together. Now shut up so I can actually hear Ricky Martin-

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what happens if you mix up suburban white mom “i cant function without coffee” facebook culture and edgy anime glittergraphix emo internet culture because i have an idea.

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sorry i left you on read, i was in a time loop. yeah. three episodes this time.

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The full thing for anyone who wants it!

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I AM NOTHING IF NOT A HATER

BUT AS A HATER

I AM A LOVER

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WIKIPEDIA MONSTER COMPILATION PAGES FOR PEOPLE

japanese creatures

greek creatures

creatures organised by type

creatures listed by letter

humanoid creatures

filipino creatures

chinese creatures

cryptids

‘fearsome critters’

angels

beings referred to as fairies

creatures that pretend to be human

a page on therianthropic creatures

shapeshifters

hybrid creatures

extraterrestrial creatures

deities

a page of mythology page links

a section of folklore page links

flying creatures

theological demons

fictional species lists

mythology related lists

legendary creature related lists

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Being carried swiftly by mama

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randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

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i wish i could emoji react irl so if i don't feel like talking or emoting i can just

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Give him back his swords NOW !!

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"I asked ChatGPT-" ok well I asked athena and... listen man, this is awkward, but she gave me this super sick sword and told me to kill you.

why haven't I done it yet? ah, well you see I'm not entirely certain this isn't a trial of my intellect to see if I can defeat you with my wits and my words.

no, don't ask chatgpt who athena is. how do you not know these things? I'm killing you.

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idk about y'all but i can't wait to be in my 30s

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word up p-dawg I'm gonna stab a peasant

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.