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We don’t have to be anything for anyone. Yet being somewhere for someone feels right at times.
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wait why does my toaster look so yonic right now
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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.
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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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most obvious example of something creepy + wet is not any kind of Creature or Monster it is in fact . vegetable you forgot about in the fridge
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the “why are so many yuri manga set at an age of intense self-discovery and change? Are they pedophiles??” discourse you see pop up every now and again is unbearable.
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tiktok users will call themselves a crazy freak for being into conventionally attractive men with a couple of scars whereas tumblr users will straightfaced come up to you and be like ‘aha yeah im pretty vanilla i only want to fuck the Normal Amount of computer components :)’
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99% of posters quit before they find the perfect wording no one can misunderstand
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension
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TIL a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.
via reddit.com
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Should you be working on fundamentals
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by far the strangest part of the British government deciding to enact a sword hunt is that the policy they've put together is very clear about only banning "ninja swords" and "zombie-style knives." you're allowed to have a sword for fencing, or a machete for farm and garden work, or a zweihander for historical re-enactment purposes, but if you have a wakizashi your ass is fucking GRASS
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that kpop demon hunters thing that exists on the vague periphery of my knowledge pisses me off bc like give your damn tv show a real name or don't make it all
#REAL. I feel like calling them kpop specifically also feels a bit othering. like kpop isn't pop or something#from the things i've seen none of the popstar elements seem all that different from western pop group fare#idk something about it rubs me the wrong way. also ofc how it just sounds like a pitch placeholder title#the title style is NOT the same as 'mighty morphin power rangers' or 'pirates of the carribean!'#there are stylistic choices in the sequencing of words that tell you the feel of those properties!#mighty morphin power rangers in this style would be 'technicolor superhero team'#meanwhile the only tone you can insinuate from 'kpop demon hunters' is. vague need to other non-white music styles'
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