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why my hand shaky

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i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

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well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

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I swear, I am so weak when it comes to him. 😭

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the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”

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the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

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? :)

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Me walkin up to the counter at Popeyes SMACKED outta my mind bout to order 8 chicken sammiches

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[pokedex voice] cubone, the fucked up by trauma pokemon