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It is simply not fair how many powerful women are begging this man to marry them.

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i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

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If Quark truly understood the Federation every time someone was like "I know you're up to something, Quark" he'd be like "Oh because I'm a Ferengi?! Just because I'm from Ferenginar it means I'm trying to cheat someone?! Who's the Starfleet DEI officer I'd like to speak to him. OR HER OR THEM." And it would work 9 times out of 10.

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This drunken stumble:

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low res behind the scenes t-shirt quark

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Come get your drinks at QUARK’S!

unfortunately, Quark is understaffed this evening and has to run tables himself. he’s not happy, but at least he’s fabulous.

(prints in progress!)

So, whatcha having?

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if you search gay bars on google it'll show you stuff just bc someone said the word gay in a review apparently

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confession

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yes nog has the space equivalent of a racecar bed yes he sleeps in it for the rest of his life

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i just think Grilka should be allowed to carry Quark around in a handbag like a little dog

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Quark as too Ferengi for the Federation and too Federation for the Ferengi

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some good clips from this behind the scenes special

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Blows my mind that at one point in time Quark not only was considered honorable to Klingons, but head of a house at the same time Worf was disgraced and shunned from all Klingon society

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STANKY LEG QUARK........

FUCK IT UP