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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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MODERN WEEKLY STYLE CHINA Photographer: Hailun Ma; Stylist: Macci Leung; Makeup: Yooyo Keong Ming; Hair: Zhou Xue Ming; Art Director: Doris He; Models: Wai Wai, Annie, Una, Juan, Hei Wa, Bonnie, Ginny

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your pal says something mean about a fat person in shorts this summer you SAY, "oh so they're supposed to get heat stroke because of your sensitive ass?" (fat people deserve to wear weather appropriate clothing)

you're getting ice cream with your friend and they make a comment about the fat person eating an ice cream cone you SAY, "oh then I guess you don't want ice cream, let's go." (fat people don't need to earn food even for enjoyment)

you're at the beach and a fat person is laying out and your dad says something rude about it you SAY, "I think they look comfortable. It's good they're getting some sun. I bet they work hard all year for this vacation." (fat people deserve to appear in public)

telling a someone you like their stretch marks does NOTHING for fatphobia and will NEVER make your friends and family think twice about their shitty learned hatred.

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We can put them back together....we have the technology...

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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

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my contribution to make a terrible comic day

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Tiny alien visits a dog park

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Do you think astronauts ever look down at the earth and see a sketchy storm cloud and feel like they should let someone know?

Astronaut: “Houston, you’ve got a problem.”

Control: “We’ve got a problem?”

Astronaut, watching King Ghidorah haul kaiju ass across the Gulf of Mexico: “Yeah you’ve got a fucking problem.”

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i love how this scene encapsulates their casual day to day partnership so well actually

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Snail-mimic bolas orbweaver, Cyrtarachne sp., Araneidae

Photographed in Malaysia by Nicky Bay // Website // Facebook

Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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The major reason Dante and Vergil's rivalry works better than almost any other take on the trope is because the games are totally self aware about how dumb and immature the whole trope is and they lean way the hell into it. Like yeah, there's real stakes, turmoil and emotional wounds between them that drive their eternal conflict but at the same time it's pretty obvious that the real reason they fight all the time is because they're both just the biggest goddamn children on the planet.

It really is just playground bickering elevated to apocalyptic proportions by sheer virtue of them both being demigods.

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tarantulas just amble along… like white dads at a supermarket

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raptor size guide

can you pick it up and shake it like a maraca?: accipiter

could it pick up and fly away with a 6 year old?: eagle

too big for maracas but too small to steal children?: buteo