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this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn lol
please read Running Close to the Wind by @ariaste
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everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?
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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental
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i ruin my sleep schedule to have more alone time
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going into work on your period should earn you time and a half
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always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing
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they went off with this
#well shit#i think i just became a Mariners fan#seattle mariners#happy pride 🌈#i want so desperately to move to Washington
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