Scully: We have good news and bad news.
Holt: Bad news first.
Hitchcock: The fire we started in the bullpen is out of control.
Holt: The WHAT?
Scully, holding a perfectly toasted poptart: Wow, so you don't even care about the good news.
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Rosa: I am a moderate and peaceful person
Amy: You threw a chair at someone three minutes ago.
Rosa: Yes. And it was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I was planning to throw at him.
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"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️🌈
My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨
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Gina: I'm 50% icon, 70% fashion, and 80% talent.
Amy: That's 200%
Gina: That's right, I'm twice the woman you will ever be.
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Jake: Do you trust me?
Holt: No.
Jake: Okay, I'll take that as a yes.
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Holt, talking about Jake: So what's wrong with him?
Terry, shrugging: Everyone has a different theory
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*on the phone*
Amy: Jake, I'm breaking up -
Jake: I'm pregnant!
Amy: ...I meant the call
Jake: Thank god - right, sorry. I panicked.
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Jake: Captain, I screwed up big time
Holt: Given your daily life experiences, you’re going to have to be more specific
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Gina: Am I straight?
Rosa: I hope not.
Amy: Not since Rosa came along.
Jake: Definitely not.
Gina: ...I meant my parking.
Amy: Still no.
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Jake: What do you think's gonna happen when Captain Holt gets back?
Amy: Hold on, let me overthink this.
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Gina: Hold up, are you flirting with me?
Rosa: Um, no?
Gina: Well you should.
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Charles: It's like my only talent is breathing.
Gina: Don't be ridiculous.
Gina: You have asthma.
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Jake: Your secret is safe with me.
Charles: You dissociated mid sentence and didn't hear a thing I said.
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Charles: Rosa hasn't answered her phone all day, she must be asleep or something.
Gina: Rosa never sleeps in, let me try.
Charles: Oh please, like she'll answer you over me -
Rosa, instantly: Hello?
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BROOKLYN NINE NINE
— The Party
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