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I've been waiting to share this for a while!! My design for an "older" Gaz. Of course, I love love love experimenting with any and all my invader zim fanart stuff, so any design I give these characters is subject to change. She's supposed to be a young adult, but since I didn't change her much, I think most people would assume she's a teen. I guess I don't like changing cartoon characters designs; I feel like there's a certain vibe they have as they are, and I don't want to mess with it. Besides, she has to stay short, it means she's closer to hell that way :'D

I also drew Dib of course! It's just that I don't have as many drawings of him, and they aren't all colored. I really want to do more action poses for him before I call his character board truly finished - but he's dang ol' hard to draw!! For some reason I don't understand. Because I draw him all the time. I think that's what kept me from sharing gaz, because these have been done for a long long time, but I wanted to post them together.

I think I'll share what I have of dib anyway. Soon :)

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Propaganda

Greta Garbo (Camille, Anna Karenina, Queen Christina)—Enigmatic and alluring and made me bisexual. The perfect example of the eroticism in silent films that literally transcends text. Could literally not change anything about her expression but you knew by looking at her eyes what she was thinking. She’s so gorgeous.

Audrey Hepburn (My Fair Lady, Sabrina, Roman Holiday)—Growing up, Audrey Hepburn desperately wanting to be a professional ballerina, but she was starved during WWII and couldn't pursue her dream due to the effects of malnourishment. After she was cast in Roman Holiday, she skyrocketed to fame, and appeared in classics like My Fair Lady and Breakfast at Tiffany's. She's gorgeous, and mixes humor and class in all of her performances. After the majority of her acting career came to close, she became a UNICEF ambassador.

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Garbo:

A cold-ass Swedish WLW Sphinx. Had plans to murder Hitler that she never got around to. "She will remain always a child of vikings, moved about by a snowy dream."

First of all, she's on the money; that's how much of a treasure she is. She's beautiful in such a distinct way you need very few lines to draw her. (Drawing by Einar Nerman) She managed to be mesmerizing in both silent and sound films. She kissed a woman in Queen Christina (and probably several more in real life). She was super dry and really funny in Ninotchka. She got the hell out of Hollywood and stayed out, living for almost 50 years after her retirement.

Garbo is one of the many reasons why I'm gay. If you haven't seen Queen Christina please do, She is so gender in that film. Also her accent makes it sound like she's always talking in cursive and it's so hypnotic (or at least I think so).

She's a gay introvert, like all of us here on Tumblr.

Probably a lesbian, absolutely a mood when she retired

Mysterious and aloof, charismatic and enigmatic, with beautiful androgynous characteristics, Garbo is undoubtedly the most eccentric and unique Hollywood vintage star. Her aversion to fame and stardom makes her even more desirable to the audience, and her insane chemistry with the camera, an actress one of a kind! Her particularity and her oddity is what discerns her strongly from her hollywood co workers at the time, noone was like her and would never be like her. I think, to the utmost extent, that she deserves the title of the hottest vintage star, even though that would be an understatement of what she is!

SO gorgeous, her thick Swedish accent makes will turn your brain into pudding

Audrey Hepburn:

"She may be a wispy, thin little thing, but when you see that girl, you know you're really in the presence of something. In that league there's only ever been Garbo, and the other Hepburn, and maybe Bergman. It's a rare quality, but boy, do you know when you've found it." - Billy Wilder

Raised money for the resistance in nazi occupied Hungary. Became a humanitarian after retiring. Two very sexy things to do!

where to begin......... i wont her so bad. i literally dont know what to say.

My dude. The big doe eyes, the cheekbones, the voice. The flawless way she carried herself. She was never in a movie where she wasn't drop dead gorgeous. Oh, also the fact she raised funds against the Nazis doing BALLET and she won the Presidential Medal of Freedom for her humanitarian work.

"It’s as if she dropped out of the sky into the ’50s, half wood-nymph, half princess, and then disappeared in her golden coach, wearing her glass slippers and leaving no footprints." - Molly Haskell

"All I want for Christmas is to make another movie with Audrey Hepburn." - Cary Grant

I know people nowadays are probably sick of seeing her with all the beauty and fashion merch around that depicts her and/or Marilyn Monroe but she is considered a classic Hollywood beauty for a reason. Ironically in her day she was more of the alternative beauty when compared to many of her contemporaries. She always came off with such elegance and grace, and she was so charming. Apparently she was a delight to work with considering how many of her co-stars had wonderful things to say about her. Outside of her beauty and acting ability she was immensely kind. She helped raise funds for the Dutch resistance during WWII by putting on underground dance performances as well as volunteering at hospitals and other small things to help the resistance. During her Hollywood career and later years she worked with UNICEF a lot. Just an all around beautiful person both inside and out.

No one could wear clothes in this era like she could. She was every major designer's favorite star and as such her films are time capsules of high fashion at the time. But beyond that, she had such an elegance in her screen presence that belied a broad range of ability. From a naive princess, to a confused widow, to a loving and mischievous daughter, she could play it all.

Look at that woman's neck. Don't you want to bite it?

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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THE LAST DAY GUYS

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SOOGA WHY-

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An Unlikely Passion (inspired by the quest in aoc)

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This has been playing nonstop in my head it had to be done

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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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It was a real pain to bring a Cucco to Master Kohga, but it was worth it

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Personally I headcanon that in AoC the Yiga Clan are not happy when there are monsters in Karusa Valley. I feel like given the fact that Calamity Ganon does not actually give a single fig about the Clan (beyond being tools and later energy-food, in AoC), its members have probably been accosted by monsters out in the world just about as often as Hylians and other races have. So when Astor shows up with the Harbinger guardian and monsters start manifesting physically in the Clan's home? I don't think they'd really be that pleased, especially if the monsters are around when there's not...heroes invading the place.

idk like in the Win Back the Mighty Bananas challenge (for example) Kohga's like 'haha you fell for our trap by coming in here, now face this lynel!!' But what if. In reality it was more like. 'Great, those meddling do-gooders showed up again, they can deal with the lynel that appeared in the storeroom.'

((Less ‘I’m Being Funny I Make Funny Post’ side of this headcanon: After the Clan allies with the rest of Hyrule against the Calamity, in the Nap Quest mission for example, Kohga is real upset about monsters being in his house.

(Picture text: ‘What the ever-loving heck?! Get these monsters out of my hideout!’)

But my headcanon is. That he was never fully on board with there being bokos and moblins and fuckin' lynels in there in the first place. After all, that's his people's home! Their refuge! I feel like it was a 'we have to go along with this to avoid getting on Calamity Ganon's bad side'/'if we let this happen maybe the monsters will be useful and kill the heroes' kind of thing. And then after it became fully clear that the Calamity doesn't care who it hurts and the Clan was never special to it... Well. It can't feel good to find your place overrun by even more malicious creatures that now want you and everyone you care about very, very dead, and to know that, even if it was just for a while, and even if you didn’t really want to…you allowed them in.

‘HA! You’re not taking the Yiga Clan hideout! Never in a hundred years!’))

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Genuine Question: How do people take screenshots of Age of Calamity where the dialogue boxes/portraits at the bottom of the screen are fully visible?

When I take shots using the Switch’s little picture-taking button on the left side, they end up with a line of white copyright text along the bottom, that obscures the dialogue boxes.

But people DO get screenshots of the dialogue, because I’ve seen them.

How, please?

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Imagine just how funny a Discworld's take on NFT would be. Imagine CMOT Dibbler selling badly-drawn pictures of the Librarian via the clacks.