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Non-romantic fluff starters

“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”

“I just really need a hug right now…”

“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”

“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”

“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”

“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”

“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”

“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”

“This would look so cute on you!”

“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”

“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”

“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”

“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”

“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”

“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”

“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”

“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”

“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”

“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”

“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”

“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”

“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”

“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”

“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”

“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”

“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”

“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”

“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”

“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”

“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”

“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”

“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”

“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”

“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”

“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”

“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”

“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”

“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”

“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”

“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”

“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”

“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”

“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”

“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”

“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”

“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”

“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”

“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”

“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”

“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”

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“...To be fair, it is a good... offering... but... ask anyone else. They’ll say it’s Lastation.”

"Cheerio luv, you're Noire, Goddess of Lactation right? Neptune's told me all about ya', she told me to call ya' a tsundere and offer you these puppies!" Instead of actual puppies, she hands over a paid of breast pumps with a nod and smile.

“Huh? Wait… eh? Lac… Lactation… Oh!”

“Wait, I’m not a tsundere! …Is this a breast pump? I mean, I’ll take it… but I’m not a tsundere.”

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National Kissing Day, you say? Send a 💓 if you’d like a kiss from my muse.

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“She... may have misspoken. I’m certain it’s Lastation, although I do like lactation...”

"Cheerio luv, you're Noire, Goddess of Lactation right? Neptune's told me all about ya', she told me to call ya' a tsundere and offer you these puppies!" Instead of actual puppies, she hands over a paid of breast pumps with a nod and smile.

“Huh? Wait… eh? Lac… Lactation… Oh!”

“Wait, I’m not a tsundere! …Is this a breast pump? I mean, I’ll take it… but I’m not a tsundere.”

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“Yes, that is very incorrect. And, um...”

“It’s... Lastation. The nation is named Lastation.”

"Cheerio luv, you're Noire, Goddess of Lactation right? Neptune's told me all about ya', she told me to call ya' a tsundere and offer you these puppies!" Instead of actual puppies, she hands over a paid of breast pumps with a nod and smile.

“Huh? Wait… eh? Lac… Lactation… Oh!”

“Wait, I’m not a tsundere! …Is this a breast pump? I mean, I’ll take it… but I’m not a tsundere.”

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"Cheerio luv, you're Noire, Goddess of Lactation right? Neptune's told me all about ya', she told me to call ya' a tsundere and offer you these puppies!" Instead of actual puppies, she hands over a paid of breast pumps with a nod and smile.

“Huh? Wait... eh? Lac... Lactation... Oh!”

“Wait, I’m not a tsundere! ...Is this a breast pump? I mean, I’ll take it... but I’m not a tsundere.”

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"Hey Noire? I found a clean Robbie Rabbit fur suit. I was just gonna burn it but do you want it? May come in handy during Halloween."

“Really!? Ah, yes, I want it! Definitely don’t burn it or throw it away!”

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‘Kiss Kiss’ + yourself

Send me ‘Kiss Kiss’ + a URL, and my muse will kiss theirs.    

“...Huh? Myself...? ...Oh! You mean another Noire, right? I can, uh... probably do that? I’ll probably get hit or shot, but...”

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Send me ‘Kiss Kiss’ + a URL, and my muse will kiss theirs.

For bonus points, specify a type of kiss.

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“Wha-- Y-You can’t arrest me...! I haven’t done anything illegal since the last time I was caught for public nudity...!”

(unisbigblackrifle) 🔫 to Nowaru

Send 🔫 to point a gun at my muse

“…U-Umm… Wh-Why are you pointing that at me? I-I get that you’re mad at me, but you don’t have to shoot me!”

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“Mmh--” Noire makes an awkward squeaking noise, hands both twitching. “D-Don’t just do it again...! I’m trying to figure out how to get it out, not get it even more stuck inside!”

(justblackheartthings) "Oh, Furry! Your butt appears to be discomforted!"

“Er… Y-Yeah… Maybe I shouldn’t have chirped about this, it seems like everyone’s finding out.”

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“What? I’m not changing clothes, dumbass. Just taking them off.” There goes her bra. “What’s your problem? Upset I didn’t invite you?”

"Oh, Blanc! Uh... what are you doing...?" To Lewd Blanc obvi

“…I’m taking my clothes off.” In the middle of a park. “What does it look like?”

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“U-- Um...”

“Uh... Y... Y-Yeah. S-- Sorry.” She looks away, but she can’t help but keep glancing back to Uni. “Oh, wait-- no, I was actually looking for you. Sh-- Should I wait for you to get dressed first...?”

"Oops--" [noireiscanonicallyafurry] [either verse works]

“…Er, did you take a wrong turn or something?”

At least she’s mellowed out when it comes to furry Noire these days.

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Send “Oops” for your muse to catch mine in just a towel.

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Send "Pin!" for your muse to pin mine on the floor. Alternatively send " Pinned!" for my muse to pin yours.

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Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

‘Cause I’m too late to say more than that.

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the best reaction to your wife saying “im pregnant” is “hi pregnant im dad”