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starter call. like this (and reply with what specific characters, from both of us, if you have a preference) and i’ll write a short starter for you!

trying to get myself back into this with some shorter starters, so appreciated to have some participants.

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finally got to go home so… it’s time to steal @vitrumbra’s idea of listing sideblog activity status’!

-> @sniktx3 [you are here] — highest activity of any of my blogs. always down for planning, doing text based asks and those headcanon memes. long stuff will be written… eventually.

-> @capenuance [multimuse hub blog] — medium activity. though it’s technically my main/where i follow from, logan comes first to those muses.

-> @fleshgardenz [tefé holland] — sporadic medium-low activity. i’m hoping to write more here, so feel free to hit this blog up. i love my girl.

-> @noirwebs [spider-man ; noir] — sporadic low activity. i miss him dearly, and will respond to asks there. trying to get this muse back up again.

[noirwebs]

🪶 — #PENS & POETS: quotes from famous poets

“I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.”

“I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.”

“You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts.”

“Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”

“What is that you express in your eyes? It seems to me more than all the print I have read in my life.”

“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.”

“This is the way the world ends; not with a bang but a whimper.”

“I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it.”

“What a strange thing! to be alive beneath cherry blossoms.”

“Perhaps the truth depends on a walk around the lake.”

“Those who are willing to be vulnerable move among mysteries.”

“The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.”

“I don't care what you say to me. I care what you share with me.”

“Peace is always beautiful.”

“If I can see pain in your eyes then share with me your tears. If I can see joy in your eyes then share with me your smile.”

“I discover myself on the verge of a usual mistake.”

“The saddest thing is to be a minute to someone when you've made them your eternity.”

“It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise.”

"Be silent and safe — silence never betrays you."

“We are made of all those who have built and broken us.”

“That night when you kissed me, I left a poem in your mouth, and you can hear some of the lines every time you breathe out.”

“You shall love your crooked neighbor, with your crooked heart.”

“All this time I drank you like the cure when maybe you were the poison.”

“So dawn goes down today... Nothing gold can stay."

“Go wisely and slowly. Those who rush stumble and fall.”

“She conquered her demons and wore her scars like wings.

“repeat after me: you owe no one your forgiveness - except maybe yourself.”

“To hide feelings when you are near crying is the secret of dignity.”

"For darkness restores what light cannot repair.”

“I think it’s beautiful the way you sparkle when you talk about the things you love.”

“I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so.”

“Regret is mostly caused by not having done anything.”

“My heart is lost; the beasts have eaten it.”

“Truth can never be told so as to be understood and not be believed.”

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PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2 send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other 

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other 

[noirwebs]

Send 📦 and I'll describe up to five items of clutter in my muse's home/office/personal space/etc!

(Remember to specify character and/or verse if relevant)

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✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊.    (  a collection of various  location prompts centered around time & weather.  feel free to adjust as desired.  )

[ 1AM ] the stoop of a brightly lit psychic shop, pondering haven from the rain. [ 2AM ] the [ lobby / room ] of a run-down motel during a tumultuous storm. [ 3AM ] a dark graveyard thick with petrichor, well beyond visiting hours. [ 4AM ] an empty, rusty gas station nearly flooding with rainwater. [ 5AM ] a cabin in the frozen woods, large fire raging under the hearth. [ 6AM ] a bus stop hazily lit by the rising sun, earth smelling of petrichor. [ 7AM ] a crowded coffee shop, patrons in a rush to escape the morning rain. [ 8AM ] a serene camping site overlooking a valley, air humid & fresh. [ 9AM ] a diner smelling of breakfast food as rain patters on the window. [ 10AM ] a walled-in garden full of flowers, just as the afternoon heat sets in. [ 11AM ] an empty public playground, equipment hot from the sun. [ 12PM ] the middle of a sweltering outdoors shopping center. [ 1PM ] the side of the highway after your car breaks down from the heat. [ 2PM ] a bustling farmer's market ripe with produce, unhindered by the rain. [ 3PM ] a city sidewalk gloomy with mist & countless puddles. [ 4PM ] the forested perimeter of a vast lake, cold from snow melt. [ 5PM ] a [ restaurant / diner ], interior lights flickering under a fierce storm. [ 6PM ] a car interior, passengers stuck on a dangerously snowy & dark road. [ 7PM ] an outdoors event as the heat backs off, full of laughter & live music. [ 8PM ] the long queue of a club, impatient patrons stuck in the rain. [ 9PM ] the threshold of an apartment, knocking to be let out of the hailstorm. [ 10PM ] a windy beach past public hours, grains of sand mimicking the stars. [ 11PM ] the backseat of a car parked in the pouring rain on a lonely road. [ 12AM ] a pier on the cold, misty waterfront as fireworks are let off.

[noirwebs]

Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

Specify for multimuse blogs.

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Send 🔪 to walk in on my muse standing over a dead body.

Send  🔪+ Reverse for my muse to walk in on your muse instead.

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Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

For example, a stormtrooper mask: “A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realize that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”

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( * MIXED BAG PROMPTS !

slice of life with a side of silly. likely taken from twitch streams / messages.

❛  man, you look crazy!  ❜

❛  get good.  ❜

❛ i did not know that was an actual thing. ❜

❛ yeah, it would be a while, wouldn't it? ❜

❛ that would take at least five minutes. ❜

❛ thoughts on marmite? ❜

❛ i'm not confident on that. ❜

❛ i don't know her. ❜

❛ what do you do for work? ❜

❛ does that actually happen? i'd be traumatised. ❜

❛ i can't wait to find out why. ❜

❛ that's a fake. ❜

❛ hot people have wide feet. ❜

❛ oh my god, you're so right. ❜

❛ did you play sports when you were younger? ❜

❛ i'll have to check those out. ❜

❛ i'm getting a little bit hungry. where do we go for food tonight? ❜

❛ i went on a date with a guy who's four inches shorter than me yesterday, i stay winning. ❜

❛ let me tell you something. ❜

❛ man, i'm craving a cold beer. ❜

❛ she literally drop kicked you. ❜

❛ i'll wait for you, big boy. ❜

❛ you'll wait for me? thank you so much. ❜

❛ you did have a long day. ❜

❛ take it all back. ❜

❛ i can't believe you. ❜

❛ there are many things that i'd like to say to you, but i don't know how. ❜

❛ yeah, my dad is pretty shit. ❜

❛ my girlfriend asked me to stop singing wonderwall all the time. i said maybe. ❜

❛ now listen here, bucko. ❜

❛ we shall find it. ❜

❛ times were horrible back then. ❜

❛ oh, it was you! ❜

❛ that's on me. forgot who i was talking to. ❜

❛ i cannot think about booze right now. ❜

❛ i'm having a good time. ❜

❛ this is my first time and wow, there is a lot going on. ❜

❛ we got all of them. ❜

❛ no, don't suffer. ❜

❛ you're so good. ❜

❛ i was afraid, okay? i was afraid. ❜

❛ nobody came for me. ❜

❛ it was worth it. ❜

❛ you don't want my life. ❜

❛ what did you think would happen? ❜

❛ do something! ❜

❛ why did this take so long? ❜

[noirwebs]

🕸  CHARACTER STUDY CHART : SPEECH AND MANNERISMS bold all that apply and elaborate..

LANGUAGES: 3+ ; english,varying levels of understanding/speaking Yiddish, German, Sanskrit, Hindi and Latin |   TONE OF VOICE: deep ; rough and slightly scruffy |  ACCENT: strong ; a heavy new yorker's accent with some transatlantic inflection.. very 1930s |  DEMEANOR: awkward / hostile / angry ; usually, pete is some combination of angry and awkward. he is reserved, but not far from snapping.. this doesn't mean he can't be kind or respectful though! |   POSTURE: stiff / on alert ; this man's back is straight, though he did suffer from scoliosis as a kid. he can be slumped and curled in at the worst of moments or when sneaking around.. but not usually. |   HABITS: narrowed brows / hands in pockets / scowl / eyes darting back and forth (alert) / tugging at hair / (rough) face rubbing / inconsistent eye contact / staring / frequent pausing / stands either too close or too far, no inbetween ; maybe he's been awake too long. hm. |

LANGUAGE COMPLEXITY

VOCABULARY :     ◼◼◼☐☐ SENTENCE STRUCTURE :     ◼◼◼☐☐ PROFANITY :     ◼◼◼◼☐ CREATIVITY :     ◼◼◼◼☐

CURSING ; GENERAL.   arse.   ass.   asshole.   bastard.    bitch.   bloody.   bugger.   bollocks.    chicken shit.   crap.    cunt.   dick.    frick.   fuck.   horseshit.   motherfucker.    piss.    prick.    screw.    shit.   shitass.    son of a bitch.   twat.    wanker.    pussy. 

CURSING ; RELIGIOUS.   christ on a bike.  christ on a cracker.   damn.    goddamn.   godsdamn.   hell.   holy shit.   jesus.    jesus christ.   jesus h christ.   jesus h.roosevelt christ.    lord have mercy.   jesus, mary and joseph.   sweet jesus.  seven hells.

THIS OR THAT ?     contractions or enunciation ?   straightforward or cryptic ?   complexity or simplicity ?   finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind ?   masculinity, neutrality, or femininity ?    formalities or abrasiveness?   frankness or lies ?   excessive or minimal hand gestures ? name-calling or magnanimity ?   friendly or blunt nicknames ?

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS…

DO PEOPLE HAVE TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THEM ? rarely ; if so, it's because he's in the future, his mask is muffling him, or he's just that angry | DOES THEIR POINT COME ACROSS CLEARLY WHEN THEY SPEAK ? frequently ; same reasons as above |

WOULD THEY INITIATE CONVERSATION ? sometimes ; she seems less likely to initiate a positive conversation or even any at all to people she has complex and not mostly positive feelings towards |

WOULD THEY END CONVERSATION ? frequently | 

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER USE “WHOM” IN A SENTENCE ?  no / ironically |

YOUR CHARACTER WANTS TO MAKE A COUNTERPOINT… WHAT WORD DO THEY USE ?  but / though / however |

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER END CONVERSATIONS ? walk away / tell their company they’re done here / ask if that’s everything / remain quiet |

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER REFER TO OTHERS ? titles / nicknames / surnames |

WHAT SOCIAL CLASS DO OTHERS ASSUME YOUR CHARACTER IS, BASED OFF LANGUAGE AND MANNERISMS ? working / lower |

IN WHAT WAYS DOES YOUR CHARACTER STAND OUT IN LANGUAGE ?  accent / vocabulary / tone / brusqueness |

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🕸 CHARACTER STUDY CHART : GENERAL INTRO

“Peter is so full of rage. Sooner or later, I'm afraid he's going to do something irrevocable.”

BASIC INFORMATION --

FULL NAME : Peter Benjamin Parker.

ALIAS(ES) : Pete, Benjamin, The Spider-Man, Noir, Spider-Man Noir, Ben(ji), Pidge(y), Kid, The Monster, The Spider.

GENDER : Male. (Subject to change).

PRONOUNS : He/him/his. (Subject to change).

RACE / ETHNICITY : White; French + Slavic, Ashkenazi Jewish, American (New Yorker).

AGE : 20.

DATE OF BIRTH : August 10, 1916.

PLACE OF BIRTH : Queens, New York, New York, America.

CURRENT RESIDENCE : The Bowery, New York, New York, America [1937].

EDUCATION : Typical schooling, still working towards college.

OCCUPATION : Vigilante, welfare center worker, social activist, former reporter, photographer and factory worker.

SPOKEN LANGUAGES : English fluently, varying levels of understanding/speaking Yiddish, German, Sanskrit, Hindi and Latin.

ORIENTATION : Aroace spectrum queer.

STATUS : Revived by the Spider-God, previously killed by Moruln.

PHYSICAL --

HAIR COLOR : Brown.

HAIR STYLE : Shaggy and not well maintained, but cut short with a middle part.

EYE COLOR : Hazel.

HEIGHT : 5'10.

SKIN TONE : Light, with a slightly dull olive tone.

BODY TYPE : Thin (due to malnutrition) with a relatively large amount of muscle. (sleeper build!! tbh.) 

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES : Originally, Peter was a relatively normal looking young man, though notably malnourished. With the first bite and onset of his abilities, he grew more muscular and his eyes got darker and sharper, and there was a sort of uncomfortable air about him, but nothing that seemed inhuman. After his first death, he still fits into humanity quite well, but the uncanny valley has started to approach his appearance and “vibe.” His teeth (specifically his canines) are a little too sharp, his nails won’t stop growing in sharp and almost jagged, his voice is a little bit more rough and wrong. On top of this, he has several small scars on his face (around his jaw and eyes and brow specifically, as well as one on the ear), and under his hair and along his hairline, there are hints of a web-shaped scar from his death. There are some scars spattering the rest of his body, the most major being several gunshot wounds.

FACECLAIM : TBD.

VOICECLAIM : TBD.

DISABILITIES/DISORDERS : Though not fitting into an actual disorder; Peter’s sense of pain is just wildly off. With adrenaline, a strong healing factor, and his pain receptors being messed with because of the Spider-God’s powers, he barely feels anything in a fight, only ever feeling aches and slashes of pain after a hearty wound that doesn’t heal quickly. Visual impairment; without any sort of prescription, his vision is about 20/50-20/60 with an astigmatism. PTSD, depression, autism, anxiety and possible OCD.

AFFILIATIONS --

FATHER : Richard Parker (deceased), Benjamin Parker (foster father/uncle, deceased), Ben Urich (father-figure/mentor, deceased).

MOTHER : Mary Parker (deceased), May Parker (foster mother/aunt, alive).

SIBLINGS : N/A.

OTHER NOTABLE FAMILY : Benjamin Parker (uncle, deceased), May Parker (aunt, alive).

CHILDREN : N/A.

FRIENDS : Mary Jane Watson (childhood/best friend, alive), Robbie Robertson (best friend, ..not in contact), Hobie Brown // Spider-Man (friend, alive), Peni Parker // Sp//dr (friend, alive), Miles Morales // Spider-Man (friend, alive), Pavitr Prabhakar // Spider-Man (friend, alive), Cindy Moon // Silk (friend, alive).

OTHER NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS : Ben Urich (mentor, deceased), Felicia Hardy (ex-lover, associate and ally, alive), Jean De Wolfe (associate and ally, alive), Web Warriors (associates and allies, former teammates), Spider Society (associates and allies, teammates).

PETS : Ding Ding (black cat, alive).

note… this chart is centered around my personal main canon (marvel's e-90214 (noirverse) and my headcanons around it), and will likely not be accurate in certain verses, aus or elseworlds. the most notable changes in other verses will likely be age, appearance, gender, and current date. 

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@NOIRWEBS ++ highly selective ++ newbie run | 🕸 based on marvel's THE SPIDER-MAN of SPIDER-MAN NOIR (2009) ++ EYES WITHOUT A FACE [e-90214] | 🕸

roll call.. @noirwebs [you are here...] // @capenuance [multimuse / hub] // @fleshgardenz [tefe holland] // @sniktx3 [wolverine — most active] | 🕸 introduce mun… M ++ adult ++ he.him ++ multimuse carrd | 🕸

| noir. | character intro | character study | musing | 🕸

basic rules//info… 18+ only ++ crossover ok ++ highly detailed 3rd person limited multipara ++ selective shipping ++ nothing more than pg13 for sx or romance ++ rated r for violence, language, content and themes ++ typical 1930s, film noir and noirverse content ++ minors, personals, callout/drama blogs and exclusively dcu//mcu//etc fuck off ++ this noir is comic canon, ignores most of the 2020 run, and i take only a little inspo from sv movies, even though i might use visuals from those series' | 🕸 expanded rules//info...

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