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You know I had to Dugga Doo it to em

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Digital Circus Episode 5 spoiler

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in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it

shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you

which could mean nothing

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Why am I just finding out now that wheatley is lactose intolerant

Like, he can't digest milk, they coded him specifically to be lactose intolerant

Like

In the specific case where he would find himself exposed to dairy, he's been coded to be lactose intolerant

Aperture really doing everything but safety protocols huh

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Maybe ibuprofen will fix me

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when you stop to think whether or not you should continue delving further into the layers of the abyss be sure to keep in mind that 99% of cave raiders stop right before they uncover the secret that will resolve all of their deepest desires and provide catharsis for all of their most enduring traumas

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Ahh, the Herman Melville method

The author's wholly undisguised hyperfixation

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He’s the only doctor to not meet the Daleks, Cybermen or the master

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any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

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Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.

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I was trying to sleep and got hit by the thought Dear god I need a discworld game on the style of Disco Elysium, probably playing as a pre-Guards! Guards! Sam Vimes, early in his career.

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

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House of 1001 corpses is alright, but it's not as good as my movie, house of 0x0A corpses

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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