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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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its beginning to suck a lot like penis

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step 1: get sexy

step 2: let no one hit

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nobody tells you that when you start working out youll become even more critical of your body

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THE SHITTENING IS HERE

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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lip filler. eyelash extensions. veneers. chemical peel. hair treatment. botox. ovulation. eye brow transplant

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never have roommates bruh theyll never clean up after themselves or do basic household chores

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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

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actually i love being a grown adult because i can stay up till 1am with work in a few hours and like. who is going to stop me. Myself? i have to laugh

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I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

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whats with nurses and emts not making shit

you're telling me we have to do the nastiest most traumatizing work possible and we hardly get a livable wage

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Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA