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I love yasha

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What some people say about Vox Machina (that has been seen and heard online) which has confused some of those who haven’t watched Campaign 1:

“VM are goody-two-shoe heroes.”

“VM are ***holes.”

“They’re really mean to everyone.”

“They’re only mean to people who are mean to them.”

“VM decided they liked someone after they heard he had daddy issues.”

“They have so many friends and allies!”

“Half of VM ‘friends’ and ‘allies’ are just people they paid to fight for them.”

“They’re not as much of a family as M9 are.”

“What do you mean they’re not a family? Have you watched Camapign 1?”

“VM are the Avengers whereas the M9 are the Guardians of the Galaxy.”

“...But Grog is literally Drax and Scanlan poops in their enemies’ beds.”

“VM are actually a mix of Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy.”

“VM are nothing like either of those superhero teams.”

“You do know what they used to call themselves, right?”

“Both VM and M9 refer to themselves as ***holes though...”

“They aren’t as relatable.”

“VM are so relatable!”

“The M9 and VM are both awesome - y’all just biased.” (I like this person, whoever you are)

“They’re greedy and are always haggling people.”

“How about you look up their backstories and you might find out why.”

“Level 20 VM are loaded with money.”

“And Level 10 VM were poor as **** - what’s you’re point?”

“There’s never been a more accurate representation of a family.”

“They’re ignoring Scanlan!!/Scanlan isn’t expressing himself!!”

“People are comparing mid-campaign M9 to Level 20 veterans. Why?”

“They’re accidental heroes.”

“They’re archetypical heroes.”

“Some have only watched highlights and YouTube clips of VM instead of their actual campaign or any of the VM Talks Machina and it shows.”

“Flying cows. Nuff said.”

“Didn’t VM make friends with a Mind-Flayer?”

“The cast love their characters equally so why argue?”

“Matt Mercer had to bend over backwards to make them heroes.”

“They’re not heroes, they only fight for themselves.”

“Oh yeah, the people who rescued children, saved Lady Kima, freed a friend’s city and helped shelter and evacuate families from Emon before saving the rest of the world are totally not heroes.”

“Aren’t they dull compared to the M9?”

“A broom was stolen from a guest PC...”

“VM are more morally good than the M9.”

“The M9 are more morally good than VM.”

“Percy could literally play as Lawful Evil and no-one would notice.”

“VM/M9 would obliterate VM/M9 in a fight.”

“VM/M9 would love VM/M9, are you kidding me?”

“VM are children who Allura, Kima and Gilmore must babysit.”

“They had one brain cell among them and most of the time it was absent with Pike.”

What Vox Machina are:

Inexperienced travellers whose smaller quests lead them headfirst into a massive end-of-the-world adventure that no-one else seemed capable of dealing with so they decided to do something about it...

Strangers from all walks of life that needed to work together for money and eventually bonded as a close-knit family.

A group of fantasy characters that a bunch of nerdy*** Voice Actors created for no-one but themselves so they could play D&D for their friend’s birthday before they had an audience.

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Fjord, episode 13: i will fuck you up if necessary

Caleb, episode 13: no

Caleb, episode 125: i need you to fuck me up if necessary

Fjord, episode 125: absolutely

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wait, i just realised that aragorn was in minas tirith during ecthelion’s last ruling years (and was kind of vip, tbh). and you know who was there too, during that time?

baby boromir.

frickin’ baby boromir.

so it seems obvious to me, that aragorn held little boromir in his arms at least once (and probably saw it when nannies changed his diapers).

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A brief summary of The Umbrella Academy

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I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

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Gimme This!!!

I cannot express how much I want this. Jimmy Woo brings banter, coffee, and takes Darcy seriously. Darcy... well, Darcy just got even more awesome. She's always been brave, witty, and now has a doctorate in astrophysics!

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If someone has 5 levels of exhaustion, it’s cheaper to kill them and resurrect them than to cast Greater Restoration on them 5 times

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bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017) || Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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girlfriends who mock evil assholes together stay together 

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I try not to do perc’ahlia, but these amazing people keep giving me REASONS XD

Please don’t repost the pictures without my permission.

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Veth and Caleb: Our guilt and happiness are intertwined in a way that is both dangerous and loving. We’re scared of what we are and what we may be without one another. We love each other.

Jester and Yasha: Love is mundane, and that’s its magic. Its about comfort. Its about seeing a person as they are and knowing that this is their vulnerability, their honesty, and that is love.

Fjord and Beau: BRO you have a GIRLFRIEND. BRO i also have a GIRLFRIEND BRO. BRO. BRO WE HAVE GIRLFRIENDS.

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i hope nintendo realizes i would actually re-buy this game if they re-released it

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fjord, every single time hes on the water: hehehe wheeee!!!! sailing time yayy :3 boat propeller go brrrrrrr

uk’otoa, instantly, every single time: