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nom-de-pemulis · 1 month ago
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Turns out the answer is several too many you fucking ass
How many tests can you fail in one semester? One brave idiot dares to find out.
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nom-de-pemulis · 1 month ago
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Ope better start watching hour long drama/callout YouTube videos about speedrunning trackmania. A hobby i do not partake in about a game i do not play. Or play anything like.
Brain, why can you not let me focus on what needs to be done. I love you and all, but fuck man.
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nom-de-pemulis · 1 month ago
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I hate how my brain only has 2 gears:
1) nothing is on fire! You don't have to do anything to survive so you'd better just check out mentally and hyper fixate on mechanics to a 2004 computer game you've played for 20 years !
2) everything is on fire! You had so much to do and so many responsibilities, but you made bad choices and now you're so fucked that you may as well check out mentally and hyper fixate on mechanics to a 2004 video game because no matter what you do you're fucked and it's no one's fault but your own
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nom-de-pemulis · 2 months ago
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How many tests can you fail in one semester? One brave idiot dares to find out.
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nom-de-pemulis · 2 months ago
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"You've tumd ur last blr" they say as the carriage approaches the glue factory
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nom-de-pemulis · 2 months ago
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they call me a Luigi Fangione
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nom-de-pemulis · 3 months ago
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I think i may be team room-temp water. My weak soft pallette can't take the chill.
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nom-de-pemulis · 3 months ago
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How many tests can you fail in one semester? One brave idiot dares to find out.
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nom-de-pemulis · 3 months ago
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Jelly beans slap hard dude
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nom-de-pemulis · 3 months ago
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I have not felt so much rage as I feel installing these stupid ass plastic fucking piece of shit laminate floors in many moons
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nom-de-pemulis · 4 months ago
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How many tests can you fail in one semester? One brave idiot dares to find out.
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nom-de-pemulis · 4 months ago
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Call me an idiot the way I'm so unredeemably stupid
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nom-de-pemulis · 4 months ago
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JD Vance AKA Machiavelli of Mississippi
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nom-de-pemulis · 5 months ago
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"I wish I had something witty, insightful, or literally any positive adjective to blog"
I say to my audience of one
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nom-de-pemulis · 5 months ago
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It occurs to me that this likely is still a flourishing practice and I'm just not in tune enough to notice. It's very hard to be both opinionated and ignorant.
Also, let's bring back the popularity of shakesperian style troupes. I want to follow the same cast of 11 people cycle through all kinds of roles with exclusively each other for decades.
I think meta-textually it would be interesting to watch such a group's dynamic shift.
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nom-de-pemulis · 5 months ago
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Brocho cinco
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nom-de-pemulis · 5 months ago
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Does anyone know what to give crows that isn't horrible for the environment? They like shiny stuff but like, I can't think of anything that's shiny and also eco-friendly. Aside from shells I guess but that's not easily sourced.
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