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Compilation of Cubfan and his fascination with Scar's audio torture device

Totally wasn't self-exiled for this very reason. No.

Cubfan EP52, 54, 56 || Grian EP31

Text Version as always~

Scar: "Who knows? There's many possibilities back here. This will be wonderful. It will bring them so much happiness."

Cub: “Can I say, are you worried it might be too comforting? Like people might actually want to come to Exile just to be comforted by Scar?"

Grian: "I- It's possible..?"

Scar: "Maybe..?"

Skizz: “I trust- I trust Scar's gonna make it as miserable. You make it miserable buddy!"

Cub, Scar, Grian: (laughter)

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Cub: “I think what l'm gonna do- l'm just gonna go on in. I'm gonna go on into the comfort. Comfort Room.

I need a little more comfort, because people are still not accepting the permits as valid. We need some comforting from the GoodTimes. Let's do it." (Starts the audio)

Scar's Audio: “The Department of Wellness. Player relax. Close eyes. Sink cushion. Word affirmation."

Cub: (Pleased sigh)

Scar's Audio: "Welcome. Please close your eyes. Let your body relax into the cushions, and listen to my words of affirmation."

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Scar: "If you went to the Comfort Room, you'd find out!”

Cub: “Mhm."

Scar: "Oh Cub! You wanna take a minute to go to the Comfort Room?"

Cub: “I will take a minute to go to the Comfort Room.”

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Scar: "Should we check the Comfort Room? Make sure they didn't misuse it?"

Cub: "I think we're good actually."

Scar: “You don't wanna go to the Comfort Room? Play a couple discs?"

Cub: "I've been there. It's very comforting."

Scar: "Oh yeah! Oh nice nice nice.”

Cub: "Yeah."

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Cub: "Let's just go to the Comfort Room. We're going to reset, we're going to relax. Things are good, things are good.

So now we can start to cause chaos out here-but first, let's go to the Comfort Room.”

(Starts Audio, Timeskip)

Cub: "So the Comfort Room was great."

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not cub self-exiling to bring order to exile only to get bullied left and right middle-school style

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some soft convex from cub’s stream yesterday

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cub didn't seem too phased when he was asked what he's gonna do if he gets exiled and he even said he has considered self-exiling so he could bring some order to exile meanwhile when jevin was asked what he would do if cub got exiled he said he would take him out back and shoot him

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the permit office might have hired etho??? im watching tangos stream and they keep talking about it 👀 (but i cant tell how serious theyre being lol)

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You know how scar has his missing permit I'm pretty sure it's just in his train engine underside, if this is the case its kinda funny nobody is looking in that area, best hiding spot even fools the owner

that would be really funny.. cub was really giving him a hard time for not having the permit (scar literally gets exiled and brought back in this clip) and i doubt it's gonna get much easier LMAO

cub has a soft spot for him though... scar gave him some diamonds and cub said he can let it slide this time... sigh

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thinking thoughts about how much false likes whining/撒嬌 to ren, because in a sense whining is showing vulnerability (putting on a sad "cutesy" voice, complaining about him ignoring her -> wanting his attention, whining about him leaving her -> missing him, whining about whatever sudden weird thing -> being scared). false is a sad pathetic whiny creature but she is especially so to ren because ren always, always try to bend things in her favour. he will always be kind and soft and gentle to her. he will always follow her lead to the point she wants to shake him off.

and now that she's shrugged him off for real, she can't do all that whining anymore. can't let anyone, not even herself, know that she misses her friends, ren in particular because she loves teasing him so much. ren isn't here to play along with her exaggerated whining, ren isn't here to indulge her in the way she indulges him. she has something to actually whine about, so naturally she doesn't do it.

because the target of her silly words, her whines, her teasing? gone. exiled to the end of the world. there is no purpose to them now.

no one will know about her yearning. she will not let it linger.

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Small doodle based on Rendog’s beautifully edited screenshot

The tweet made is based on Ren’s Hermitcraft S5 EP1, clip and TL will be below!!

Slight audio jumpscare because Ren has been battling his audio for years with varying results

TL

Ren: “Um.. h-hey cow face False! I-I’ve got you a present..!”

False: “What did you get me?”

Ren: (gestures to flower in hand)

False: “Is that mine? Can I eat it?”

Ren: “No?” (laughs)

False: “That’s what cows do, right?” (laughs and goes back to mining)

Ren: “Alright fine.. I’ll give it to somebody else! Geez!” (💔)

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Rendog, mere hours into exile, building the HMS Symmetria : What if i tricked Jevin into eating his best friend? I think that would be good for him, so he can learn to let go

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Joehills and VintageBeef visit Exile to meet with their fellow No-POE members. Naturally, as insisted by Ren, they meet aboard the H.M.S. Symmetria

“Please come to my humble abode, it is the H.M.S. Symmetria, the canal boat.”

The H.M.S. Symmetria is named after the one and only FalseSymmetry. The reason why? Ren said he couldn’t live without her, 30 million blocks away

JoeHills HC10 EP60

TL

Ren: “Well listen, we have serious business to talk about, right? Listen, I- my donkey was murdered. I-I need justice.”

Joe: “Mhmm”

Ren: “And you two are the only ones that can help me achieve this justice, at this moment of time.”

Jevin: “True.”

Ren: “So please come to my humble abode. It is the H.M.S. Symmetria, the canal boat.”

Beef: “Okay okay… this is beautiful. This is a nice boat. This is a nice boat.”

Jevin: “Time to fish baby! Let’s goo!”

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The sign on the doorway reads:

“WELCOME ABOARD the HMS Symmetria. Captain Rendog.”

I know the photo is barely legible.. I just like Cubfan. Ahoy Cub!

Also appreciation for JoeHills making THIS the timestamp for this No-POE meeting. I love the shared amusement between him and Cleo

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hi, I think you maybe interested in the very innocent thing scar said in Tango's latest stream, around 1:47:25

well considering i clipped this exact moment yesterday i guess you'd be right...... i would say grian needs to get his permit office guys in order but considering the offense (cub dropping a tnt minecart on tango's brand new cliff) i don't think grian being there would have helped the case... it would probably have been 2 tnt minecarts instead..

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you can't just cook and eat your cult-god fish and not expect cubfan135 canonical cannibal and otherworldly possession junkie to not rise out of the ocean to join your dinner party-

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i love the falseren awakening. join us 🤝🤝🤝🤝

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ren in exile

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Cleo's first response to learning Ren named his exile ship HMS Symmetria being "you can't even get away from her here" is so funny like yes Cleo you cannot separate them even this far away I'm sorry.

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professional yearner (ren)

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Rendog will be like “Jev is losing his frickin mind! He’s talking to a fish head! We need to help him!”

Meanwhile he is spending his entire night constructing a canal boat in the image of False, naming it the “H.M.S. Symmetria”, and introducing it as such to everyone who comes aboard

You are ALSO going crazy in Exile, Ren 😭😭

Small doodles because I’m going nuts here