nonbinary-watanuki
nonbinary-watanuki
The April Fool
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nonbinary-watanuki · 8 hours ago
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kind of crazy to think abuot how if an adult misbehaved so you decided to hold them over your knee and spank them till they cried it would obviously been seen as sexual assault but millions of parents do that every day to their kids and no one really cares all that much
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nonbinary-watanuki · 8 hours ago
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nonbinary-watanuki · 2 days ago
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Im a kick ass artist capable of learning so fucking much and i got awesome lips and nice titties and my hair fuckin rocks. go on. Im waiting.
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nonbinary-watanuki · 2 days ago
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got called a misandrist for saying i think its bad if a man has no women friends
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nonbinary-watanuki · 2 days ago
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nonbinary-watanuki · 2 days ago
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okay
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nonbinary-watanuki · 5 days ago
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Return of the king
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nonbinary-watanuki · 5 days ago
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“Nobody wants to work” yet im over here filling out 3945867483293064359469 applications on 500 different job hunting sites, each application demanding i take a 30 minute-test to PROVE that me and my paltry resume are worth a multi-million company giving me 16 whole dollars an hour. Nobody wants to work yet 97 of the 100 applications you fill out just ghost you (because when a Boss does it, that’s just how it is. But if you ghost? Unprofessional.) or give you some pointless runaround for 3 weeks until telling you you’re not a good fit because you only have 3 years of dick-sucking experience and they want 5. Nobody wants to work? Nobody wants to invest in employees. Nobody wants to hire, nobody wants to train, nobody wants to teach anyone new skills. Nobody wants to accept that YES, some people DO work to collect a paycheck and thats FINE, not all of us are born with a passion to be a Starbucks Manager. We’re all passionate about living and supporting ourselves and I wish bosses would stop being so lazy and rude and give my friends jobs for $20000 an hour
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nonbinary-watanuki · 5 days ago
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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nonbinary-watanuki · 6 days ago
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The Minecraft Movie came and went with all its manufactured memes and ironic unserious virality, and yet never once did i see a single thing from it that came anywhere even CLOSE to rivaling I Am Placing Blocks And Shit Cause I'm In Fuckin Minecraft
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nonbinary-watanuki · 6 days ago
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nonbinary-watanuki · 6 days ago
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adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is
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nonbinary-watanuki · 8 days ago
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half of the arguments on this website are like this
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nonbinary-watanuki · 9 days ago
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egg prime directive is stupid, we need focus on the real issues: i was on here in 2016 watching you all share the blandest netflix slop and call it Powerful Queer Media and i was like damn i must be straight as hell because this shit sucks
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nonbinary-watanuki · 9 days ago
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I feel like "porn is not evil and porn addiction is likely a misnomer for a more complex series of issues you should do some therapy about" and "I have seen a non negligible amount of usually young men online become so disillusioned with real life women bc they don't look and act like vtubers and hentai waifus and that's concerning" are two statements that can coexist
I would argue whatever you take from porn heavily depends on the attitude or lens you bring to it. A queer woman and Kyle, 19, can both watch the same lesbian BDSM porno and one can magically still have a totally healthy sexual relationship with women while the other is googling "bomb that kills all women"
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nonbinary-watanuki · 10 days ago
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yeah man get me the uzumaki sucker
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nonbinary-watanuki · 10 days ago
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first things on the agenda for post-US reeducation camps:
germ theory
how to fucking read
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