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things have changed. it is different

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terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her

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Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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Gay people I summon thee

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im gettin real sick of people he/him-ing kris (id in alt)

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how am I just now finding out about the Oklahoma City cock ring

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i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

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every prehistoric human reconstruction has me thinking “I want to smoke weed with this bitch”

she looks like she would have been an awesome neighbor, like she would have loved menthols and called me baby

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he has a name :(

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change