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I wish there was a story where Blake's parnets visit Beacon and decide to adopt Nora. Then we get a bunch of moments of Blake and Nora sister bonding. Ren can be adopted by the Arcs in this.

"Mom?! Dad?!"

"Oh, my baby girl, it's so good to see you~!" Blake's mother squeezed the life out of her daughter as her face grew paler and paler by the second, though not because the older woman was squeezing her as tightly as she could, but because said woman was here at BEACON of all places! "Are you okay? Have you been eating well? Oh, you look so pale~!"

"What-" She pushed her own flesh and blood to arm's length. "What are you two doing here?!"

"Why, we're here visiting our daughter, of course!" Her father said with a beaming grin, his massive finger brought above his shoulder to tickle the girl's chin.

"Hi, Blake~!" Nora waved with a giggle. "Or should I say sister?"

"WHAT?!" Blake looked to her mother. "WHAT?!" She looked to her father. "WHAT?!" She looked to her... sister... "WHAAAT?!"

"Oh, we can go over the details over lunch." Her mother started dragging her away by the wrist. She forgot how strong her mother was. "So, what's the best places to eat. Have you met any cute boys here? Or girls? I won't judge~!"

"I will." Her father said, following the two.

"Don't worry, Dad," Nora said from above, feeling giddy at the word, "Ren's totally a boy you can trust~!"

The rest of Team JNPR watched as one member of their team was carried away while another member from their sister team was dragged. The three looked between each other before Jaune finally broke the silence.

"...Wait, what about me?"

"I think we should be more concerned about Nora's adoptive family first, Jaune." Pyrrha suggested to her partner.

"Hm." Ren put a finger to his chin. "The guardians said I was more likely to be adopted first." He shrugged. "I guess they were wrong."

"If it makes you feel better, Ren, I can ask my parents about adopting you." Jaune put a hand on the shoulder of his potentially new for real brother. "My dad always did say he wished he had another son, and I could use a brother to help me with my sisters."

"Thank you, Jaune, but I have to pass." Ren held up a hand. "I'd prefer to keep my name, thank you."

"Oh..." Jaune slid his fingers off, feeling a little saddened by the fact.

"If- If you want, Jaune," Pyrrha put a hand to her chest, "I would be more than happy to take your last name~!"

"Thanks, but no thanks, Pyrrha." Jaune sighed. "But I think I have more than enough sisters as it is."

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Jaune: *Sitting on the couch*

Ruby:* Walks in and sits in his lap sidesaddle and wraps her arms around his neck deeply*

Jaune: Rubes?

Ruby: Tell me you love me~. Say it! Say it! Say it!

Jaune: I love you.

Ruby: Mmm.🎵 Was that so hard?

Jaune: I mean... Yeah? It was extremely hard.

Ruby: What are we?

Jaune: You are relentless ...

Ruby: Which you love about me~.

Jaune: *grits his teeth* Yes. We're whatever makes you most comfortable. Romantic partners? Girlfriend stroke boyfriend - whatever label you want.

Ruby: *taps his nose with an index finger* Not a big fan of labels, actually.

Jaune: You asked!

Ruby: Still~. Kiss me now!

Jaune: *Leans in*

Ruby: *Swings her leg over his so she's straddling him and kisses him, grinds down on his lap and purs from her throat*

Ruby: *releases him* I can feel your heartbeat between your legs~.

Jaune: *mouth very dry* Rubes- um! It... It happens... It'll go away...

Ruby: *Grinds down on him with a smooth but inexperienced motion of her hips* Hmm~?

Jaune: Fuck! *Picks her up bridal style in one motion and stands up*

Ruby: Eeep! Where are we we going? *Wraps her arms around his shoulders*

Jaune: My bed! You're getting what you fucking deserve. I'm going to take you apart... I'm tired of fantasizing about ruining you in that skirt. I'm making it happen.

Ruby: *Eskimo kisses him with her nose* Yay... 🥰

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It baffles me that there are people who defend communism/socialism/Marxism in this day and age. Especially when we have much better access to books, the Internet, and the news to research what it's about and how it has affected the countries that it was forced upon. It should have been thrown away along with Nazism and any other insidious and destructive ideology that emerged in the late 19th/early 20th century.

We do truly live in the Information age. Part of the problem though is there is so much incorrect information out there about it. People have been rewriting history, colleges are liberal cesspools teaching kids that those things are good actually and misunderstood so people are being misled.

No one is being taught how to to find and evaluate sources for truth - they are just being fed talking points and not learning to question anything.

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PART 1 // Next

--Full Series--

This has been living in my head rent free for a while and I finally found the lack of sleep to do it.

Like- what if it was completely normal for Human kids to get possessed. The only other humans we’ve ever seen from Toby are ones that posses/get possessed.

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Part 2 // First // Next

--Full Series--

Was there a real reason i needed to make a part 2?…no :,) I just like pain and cute feels. But Kris smiling makes my day better. Now to study for my exam…

Humans are so used to possessions they probably know all the tricks in making sure Players get their fix while not burning everything to the ground. And I’m almost 100% sure Chara made their own “Player” do their homework.

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Part 3 // First // Previous // Next

--Full Series--

Is this a secret part 3? idk, sure :). I’m loving this little story I’m making, it feels fun and exciting to flesh it out. I may call this the “Chara Timline” just since it sounds better than an AU. (who knows I may change it later)

Bonus:

I personally do loop-D-loops with kris’s little sprite all the time (it’s so fun) so I thought a cute comic could share some light on it.

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Age of Empires 2 Karambit Warrior

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"Wait a minute...

Something is bothering me about blake..."

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You could say she has "Ruby red boots"!

Badum-tss!

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Willow: You are very handsome. Wouldn't you like to hang out with me?~💕

Jaune: *Nervous* Excuse me. I don't mean to sound rude, but how old are you?

Willow: XXX Billion Lien

Jaune: Wow, you are very young. Where are we going?

Willow: It's a surprise, but you'll love it. Fu Fu Fu~💕

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People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

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my new public art installation is going to be throwing a bunch of rubber mats with nails driven through them on the highway from various overpasses. its intended to be a cultural commentary on our reliance on the automobile and i expect it to provoke a lot of discussion

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Call me what I am: I am a woman.

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Weiss: Men drink from a bottle from the side with a pout in their lips for *zero* purpose.

Jaune: I do it to keep my eyes on the road.

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I always carried in the back country in Colorado. Never know what you’re gonna run in to.

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