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7 years ago today! https://www.instagram.com/p/CdEFiv0LlEu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Kitchen remodel befores and afters. https://www.instagram.com/p/CcL_bj9rMbZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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The start of a little project I’m working on.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtt2aSV8wdw&feature=share

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"If you have a giant's vagina, and a normal human's penis is in it, would you feel it?"

Brandon (regarding Hagrid's parents)

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Museum Dance Off 4: Eastern US - Group 1!

With 9,144 votes, Glanmore National Historic Site is the Eastern CAN Champion & will face off against the Western CAN Champ. Winner goes to Thunderdome!

Don’t despair if your fave #MDO4 museum gets knocked out in an early round - the Judges Choice Awards will be announced on Thunderdome day!

Up today in Museum Dance Off 4: A New Hope, we have Group 1 of the Eastern US Division! 

Due to the large number of entries from the US on both coasts, we split them not only into Divisions, but into groups. There are three groups in the Eastern Division. They will compete against each other to determine who will face the winner of the USA Western Division final (where there are two groups). 

MUSEUM DANCE OFF 4: A NEW HOPE VOTING RULES

Anyone can vote, from anywhere in the world. No registration required.

Voting for each pair will be open for 24 hours. All timing will be synced to the US Eastern Time Zone.

You can vote as many times as you wish.

Come back the next day to vote for a new set of museums! Encourage others to vote using the hashtag #MDO4.

Watch the videos, and vote for your favorite in the poll at the bottom of this post. The winner will be announced tomorrow.

Philadelphia Museum of Art - Philadelphia, PA, USA

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Isle of Wight County Museum - Smithfield, Virginia, USA

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Carnegie Science Center - Pittsburgh, PA USA

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New Hampshire Telephone Museum - Warner, New Hampshire, USA

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Chrysler Museum of Art - Norfolk, VA, USA

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Which Eastern US - Group 1 Museum should progress to the next round of Museum Dance Off 4?

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scientists have produced the first robot able to lure an egg into a false sense of security

(source unknown)

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Thanks Tom! Not everybody who voted for trump is a bigot, but all the bigots voted for trump.

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Day 621: April 20, 2016

Above Pittsburgh

My Southwest Airlines flight from Baltimore to Las Vegas apparently flew directly over the city of Pittsburgh, because I snapped this picture from my window. Downtown Pittsburgh is wedged between the Allegheny and Monogahela Rivers where the come together to form the Ohio River. It can be seen as the triangle shaped bright area. Just across the river to the Northwest is a popular district that includes the stadiums of the Pittsburgh Pirates baseball team and Pittsburgh Steelers football team. Pittsburgh is a mountainous city, causing many of the circuitous routes of the roads seen here. There is still a great deal of heavy industry, including at the bottom left.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Hey Tumblr friends, vote for my museum in this contest. Carnegie Science Center needs your help!

Museum Dance Off 3: Day 5, Round 1 - Vote now!

With 48% of the vote, The Henry Ford moves on to round 2!

How This Works

There are four rounds total. The video with the most votes will advance to the next round, until the final two videos compete in the Museum Dance Off Thunderdome to reign supreme!

How To Vote

Visit www.whenyouworkatamuseum.com each weekday at 8am EDT and view that day’s videos. Voting will be open each day from 8am - 7:59am the next day.

Vote for your favorite video.

Do it again the next day!

Today’s contestants are:

Carnegie Science Center - Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Galloway Station Museum - Edson, AB, CAN

Annapolis Maritime Museum - Annapolis, MD, USA

(If the embedded poll does not load, click here). 

Round 1, Day 5: Which Museum Dance Off 3 video should advance to the next round?

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Museum Dance Off will always be free, but we are seeking donations to support the competition. If you enjoy Museum Dance Off and would like to chip in a few bucks, please click here to donate. Thank you! We love you!

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Make sure you vote for my museum (Carnegie Science Center) on the 22nd!

Museum Dance Off 3 - Day 5 Preview!

Museum Dance Off 3 voting starts on April 18th, but you don’t have to wait until then to watch the videos! 

There’s a crazy incredible line-up of videos today, so carve out some time in your schedule to watch these (possibly multiple times).  Here are the videos for the fifth day of Round 1 voting. Day 6 will be up later today, and days 7 and 8 will be up on Friday!

Fri, April 22, 2016

Carnegie Science Center - Pittsburgh, PA, USA 

Galloway Station Museum - Edson, AB, CAN

Annapolis Maritime Museum - Annapolis, MD, USA 

(*Originally, Museum of Applied Arts and Sciences was scheduled for Day 5, but there was a schedule conflict and we moved them to Day 8.*) 

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Museum Dance Off will always be free, but we are seeking donations to support the competition. If you enjoy Museum Dance Off and would like to chip in a few bucks, please click here to donate. Thank you! We love you!

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My museum entered this contest this year. I'll be sharing our video when voting time comes!

Museum Dance Off 3: Tokyo Drift - Official Trailer!

The trailer for Museum Dance Off 3 is here to give you a sneak peak of the awesome moves in this year’s videos! Enjoy, and don’t forget to vote starting April 18th!  ___________

Museum Dance Off will always be free, but we are seeking donations to support the competition. If you enjoy Museum Dance Off and would like to chip in a few bucks, please click here to donate. Thank you! We love you! 

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I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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We got married!

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Does anybody else have wood?

Kid in my Minecraft Camp

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