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hi what are you doing male reader and smut ?

... No.

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Hello can i request a headcanon with the Lupin gang meeting a alternate timeline fallout dweller reader?

Plot: After Lupin and the gang steal from/stop a mad scientist by destroying their machine that was going to collapse their timeline with a another not thinking much of it they got into their car and went along their day. After a while of driving they noticed a weird figure up ahead so they speed up to see what the person in question looks like and as they did they the person had a weird looking blue and yellow jumpsuit with a some numbers, survivor belt, and a big bulky watch looking thing. Something tells them you're not from around here and they don't mean where they are.

I am so sorry, but I don't think I paid enough attention in the nuclear warfare part of history class to know what to do here 😭

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Can i request an enemys to lovers headcanon with Lupin iii. Like the reader is an agent who is trying to capture Lupin but he just flirts with them all the time.

Lupin III × Reader: Enemies to Lovers

Headcanons (also a fic if you squint)

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Ah how Lupin LOVED being chased. But being chased by you? Ohohohoh, he had too much fun getting chased by you

Your an agent for a crime organization that feels as though Lupin is a threat, you aren't chasing him to throw him in jail, you're chasing him to catch him and get him out of the way. And your determination to make sure he never sees the light of day again REALLY turns him on and he makes sure you know it!

His flirting starts off small, just winks and blowing kisses, and as days turn to months, he just keeps getting flirtier.

You could have him cornered and the best way he can think of escaping is giving you a big sloppy wet kiss on the mouth. The kind that leaves you shaking and asking "what the fuck just happened?" as he escapes.

He also figures out where you stay when you chase him. He sends love letters to your hotel room or even your home. At first you found it disturbing, but as time passed, you kinda looked forward to them

Time goes on and his jokes become more risqué just to stun you so you will never catch up to him.

You had given into a few of his escape kisses, which felt like a forbidden makeout session

He had even started upping his game with love letters, sending shamelessly raunchy letters that make your stomach twist in a way that is difficult to describe. You know you should feel sick, but there is another sensation your feeling that makes your face feel warm and your knees feel weak.

Finally, you have caught him. You could've turned him over to the organization to have him locked away underground forever... but that's not what you wanted anymore.

Once he is finally in your grasp, you return is flirtiness tenfold in the form of a confession. You ask him if he would let you join him, and he accepts.

Sure, his friends are a bit wary of you at firat since you WERE trying to capture him, but Lupin knows where your loyalty stands when you wrap yourself around him in a desperate embrace, the kind that makes it seem as though you are holding on as though you could lose him... which, knowing the organization... you COULD lose him...

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Author's Note

Finished this before work, might do a part 2 if you want... I kept having to fight myself to not make this into a full on fic... which I feel like I kinda did anyways...

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Mauga and Doomfist hcs with an s/o who who makes the most corniest jokes?

Corny Jokes S/O

Headcanons (for Mauga and Doomfist)

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Mauga

I bet he loves his S/O's corny jokes

It could be anything from puns to dad jokes. He likes hearing them tell their corny jokes

If they hadn't said a corny joke in a while, Mauga will think that something's wrong. He'll even try to crack a joke of his own to cheer them up if needed.

The last person to snap at his S/O over their corny jokes ended up full of holes and unidentifiable.

Mauga knows how much his S/O likes corny jokes that for holidays and their birthday, he'll get them a shirt with some stupid joke or pun on it. Like a bee shirt with "Bee-lieve in yourself" or an owl shirt that says "you're a real hoot"

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Doomfist

He tolerates his S/O's corny sense of humor.

He fights himself so hard to not go "UGH" when he hears them say "do you wanna hear a joke?"

He knows those jokes probably keep his S/O happy, and if they're happy they do better with your daily life and other stuff, so he doesn't tell them to stop.

He wont openly admit it, but he gets worried when his S/O doesn't crack one of their corny jokes. He'll pull them aside and ask if everything is alright.

He would probably kill anyone who makes their S/O feel bad about their corny jokes.

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Author's Note

I hope this is ok, I wasn't sure what all to write for this, I hope this is fine.

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The overwatch fandom will be breaking down your doors soon

But in the meantime.. what’s your HC on how Ramattra acts around cats?

Ramattra with Cats

Headcanons

(I'm sorry, this one's kinda a short one)

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I think it depends on the cat

If it's a stray, he might feel a bit of sympathy for it. He'll pet it for a moment, maybe even feed it if he can.

If it's domestic, he might not think much of it. It's probably living a good life if it has an owner.

Also, I feel like cats would like him, in an ironic sort of sense. Like imagine a big mean-looking omnic visits your home and your cat desides to plop hown right on his lap. He'll pet it while talking to you or something, and not really focus on petting it.

I'm sure he has the mindset of "if the cat has chosen to sleep on my lap, I must not move or wake it"

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Author's Note

Meow.

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Anything you can spit out for tracer would be very quickly devoured by me… (side effects of time jumping, friendships within the group, her role on missions, etc etc) :3 go wild!

Tracer as a friend

Headcanons

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Despite how much Tracer annoys me in game, she doesn't really seem like a bad person to me tbh.

She seems like the kind of person who if you told her you were having a bad day, BHWIP, she appears at your house in record time to cheer you up

She also has quite a few burdens that weigh her down, but she doesn't want you to be concerned about that.

Something about her tells me that she'd definitely greet some people with a hug, like one of those "I just spotted you bestie, we're hugging now" sort of hugs, y'all know those hugs, right?

Do you have a crush? She's there to listen to you talk about that crush. She's laying on the couch belly down, feet kicking in the air, head propped up looking at you and smiling a "tell me about your crush" sort of smile.

Gone through a breakup? She's showing up at your house with a big ass tub of ice cream or whatever comforting treat you can/will eat. And you know what, she probably never liked that person anyways, once you've calmed down, y'all are DEFINITELY going out to do something fun, whether it be an adult thing like going to a bar or something like mini golf or lazer tag.

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Author's Note

I have been trying to get this one out for a hot minute, but I wanted to make sure the rest of the Overwatch requests were done too. I also hope that this is OK cause I feel like I'm not all that good at these 😭

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Hi, what characters do you write for in overwatch? :3

Any playable character, I guess *shrugs*

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*pokes the Overwatch fandom*

Hey, y'all want any headcanons?

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Hi!... can I request hcs for lupin and the gang falling in love with a cop reader or something like that 🙏 ( if you can't do it or don't want to that's okay! sorry for bothering)

Oh shit, I didn't see this

Lupin III × Cop!Reader

Headcanons

(Adding a cut cause GOD DAMN THIS IS A LONG ONE)

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General (Lupin, Jigen, Goemon, and Fujiko)

Imagine the whole god damn gang falling in love with you cause you're doing your damn job.

Pull them over for speeding and they all just look at you with the hunch that the universe sent the hottest cop in the city to catch them for speeding

Once they are caught as a group of criminals though, they SCATTER.

I can guarentee they were all talking about you when they got to the hotel.

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Lupin

You were just writing up a parking ticket... for his car...

He wanted to yell, but at the same time, was he? He just watched you do it.

You were barely doin' squat aside from writing a ticket and he already had his mind in the gutter (but that's normal Lupin behavior)

He does walk up to you before you could walk away, and despite YOU JUST WROTE HIM A PARKING TICKET, he asked you out to dinner...

If you say no, he just goes back to the hotel and sulks cause he lost the person of his dreams he didn't even know about... and he has a parking ticket.

If you say yes, he takes you to the BEST restaurant in the city and tells you to order whatever you'd like. He's gonna spoil you SO MUCH.

Don't even TRY to order something relatively cheap or else he's just gonna pick for you, after all, it's hard work being a cop that is also a good person, he says you deserve a night out.

He is such a gentleman the entire time, he makes a few flirty jokes, and a couple risqué remarks here and there.

He also orders desert for the both of you to share if there is a desert you are able to eat. He will feed you a bite then take a bite himself

He's REALLY laying it on thick for you... which, originally, this was all to ask if he REALLY had to pay the parking ticket, but then again, he was starting to grow feelings for you.

After dinner, he takes you to a nice hotel and tries to push the night a little further, but you tell him you've got work in the morning and he just pouts

But then, you turn around and give him your phone number... chances are, he's not gonna call again cause by tomorrow, Jigen is probably calling him a nutcase for going on a date with a cop when THEY'RE ALL CRIMINALS... then again... maybe he'll call?

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Jigen

While Jigen isn't much of a fan of cops, while he was undercover as a cop, he met you.

You were one of those cops who'd go out of their way to make someone's day a bit better. Like the ones who are called for a noise complaint on children playing and drawing with chalk on the sidewalk in the middle of the day and they play with them because screw those guys.

In this case, you were called because some kids had put up a lemonade stand. You dragged Jigen along with you cause you thought he was a coworker.

The car ride is awkward for Jigen, cause if he blows his cover in a cop car, THAT would be embarrassing.

Once you guys get there, these kids are no older than 7 or 8, in other words, why the hell would a grown adult want to rain on some child's day and WHY did the station think you of all people would shut it down?

You walk up to the stand, the kids are already a bit nervous cause not all cops are good cops.

You lean down, look at the price, and say "2 cups of lemonade please" then turn to Jigen with a smirk and ask "what about you, buddy?"

Jigen passes at first, but a while later, he changes his mind... thankfully, you bought 2, you didn't even know he'd do that, but something inside of you told you that he would do something like that.

Later, the two of you are chilling in the park during your lunch break, Jigen is SEVERELY laye for a heist, but he kinda liked hanging out with you that day... even though he was on edge the entire time.

"You know I'm single, right?" You say to him misinterpreting his anxiety as a small crush.

He just gets a but red in the face and looks away, but at the same time... you don't seem all that bad. A date sounds ok... so the two of you go on a date the next day. It's a very simple date. Just a talk at the cafe, a trip to the movies, and a stroll in the park at sunset.

You invite him to stay the night, but Jigen knows he has to leave the country tomorrow with the rest of the gang, so he gives you his phone number and tells you "maybe another day, but not tonight."

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Goemon

He didn't realize you were a cop at first cause he first met you on your day off.

He was at a grocery store, buying stuff for his own dinner sing Lupin, Jigen, and Fujiko were going out to eat at a place he didn't really like.

Just as he was checking out, that was a bad time to realize he had forgot his money at the hotel. He almost considered just stealing it, when your arm reaches past him as you use your debit card to pay for his groceries.

He looks at you as though you are crazy, but his expression softens and he thanks you... he sort of expected you to tell him something like "you owe me" but you didn't... And it messed with him for half the day.

He ran into you again, this time he had money on him and he offered to take you somewhere nice. After all, his groceries weren't cheap.

You were flattered that he was willing to take you somewhere, but you could practically hear his stomach growling.

"You know, you can save money and just invite me over to your place for dinner" you tell him, assuming he didn't really have much money... but then he took you to the nice hotel he's staying at

You help him cook and before you know it, the two of you are enjoying a candle lit dinner.

You would've stayed the night if you could, but between Goemon telling you that his friends would be back soon and that you telling him that you have work in the morning, you just couldn't stay

Before you left he asked where you work, totally not because he wanted to check in on you to see if you wanted to do something after work because he feels as though he hasn't properly returned the favor, when you told him you were a cop, he got a bit tense, but you assured him that your not the same kind that's going out of their way to make someone's day worse.

While that was assuring, now he wasn't sure if it was gonna work out between the two of you... but something about you... he can't stop thinking about you. He knows you may very well turn him in if you find out he's a criminal... but I guess that's half the thrill, the other half being trying to repay you for your selfless act.

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Fujiko

Her ride was pulled over and charged with a dui. Without a ride and the fact that the hotel she's staying at is on the other side of the city, she was desperate and asked you to take her back to the hotel after dropping the drunk taxi driver off at the police station.

Of course you weren't going to leave a beautiful woman in high heels and an outfit like her's to walk to the other side of the city at this hour, so you agreed.

Ater dropping off the Taxi driver, the two of you made casual conversation... which evolved into Fujiko asking if you're dating anyone, which causes your face to feel like it's burning.

You knew where this was going, and you were still on the clock, so was it really right to flirt with the woman your helping? Probably not... however, she did flirt first, and her words are like that of a siren's song, plucking at your heart, finding what you desire and use it against you as a lure.

Eventually you cave and give her your number and tell her to text whenever you feel like talking again.

Af course, Fujiko had other things in mind. Because whenever she'd text you, it was always something flirty and provocative. Some instances make you regret opening your inbox in public.

Eventually, the two of you do start going out to have fancy dinners and romantic evenings, and you've grown used to it... but all good things come to an end as she informs you she's "moving" out of the country.

The relationship keeps going on as a long distant one of course, but you always look forward to when she'd visit your city again...

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Author's Note

I feel as though I suck at romantic writing, that's always one thing I had trouble doing in my high school creative writing class... then again, I've aged, hopefully my writing skills also aged???

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I love it when I encounter silly people in Overwatch... usually I only find them in the "against AI" matches, but it's a delight to see sillyness in quick play too (I play as Mauga a lot and I like seeing how people interact when I slap down the "sweaty" spray somewhere. Sometimes people try to cover it, other times I look at where I sprayed it and it's pretty much being worshipped lol)

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Sorry for the bad quality video, but I DESPERATELY need to know if this Moira has a tumblr so we can be friends 😭

(Continuation of this post)

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I NEED to share an interaction I had with a Moira before a match cause HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE FUNNIEST LITTLE GUY.

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MAUGA IS SO TINY IN BALANCED OVERWATCH WTF?! 😭

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Had a dream where there was an Overwatch crossover with TWEWY, and since my ability to draw is being funky, I need you to do some imagining for me... the examples of characters dressed as TWEWY characters are below the cut... some of them are a bit of a stretch, but I don't control what I dream up

Lúcio as Neku Sakuraba

D.Va as Shiki Misaki

Venture as Beat

Lifeweaver as Joshua

Reaper as Sho Minamimoto

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*cough* hi

hcs for listening to the radio with lupin gang

(don’t do it if you don’t want to lmao)

Radio Headcanons

Fandom: Lupin III

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General (Lupin, Jigen, Goemon, & Fujiko)

They can never agree on what to listen to on the radio, which is why you can rarely ever listen to the radio with them all at once

There are rare occasions where they will listen to the same thing... but... well... they kinda aren't all listening.

Sometimes it takes a game of rock-paper, scissor to decide on who gets to pick the radio station.

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Lupin

If it's just you and Lupin, radio time is karaoke time.

Is he good at singing? Hell no.

Are you good at singing? Hell if I know.

Other times, he might be a bit silly and dance to some songs

He might encourage you to dance too

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Jigen

If it's just you and Jigen, you have absolutely NO POWER over the radio

He's probably not even fully listening to the radio, he just has it on while he's doing other things

Unless you also have a taste in classical music, welcome to hell, he won't let you turn off the radio either.

I feel like he'd hum along to some of the music, so long as he thinks nobody can hear him.

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Goemon

Judge me all you want, but I feel like Goemon would totally listen to radio podcasts

Which ones? Any of them.

I bet the two of you could get invested in some crime fiction/murder mystery podcasts

The two of you would be discussing them for days, debating on who the culprits might be

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Fujiko

I feel like she'd have a taste in romance music. Specifically the type that heavily imply... mature stuff.

Can't go into full detail cause I don't want this to be an 18+ post, but I feel like if you are uncomfortable with this type of music, she'll go through different stations to listen to some of the steamiest songs she can find

However, if she knows you had a bad day and she's in a good mood, she'll let you have control over the radio.

She might enjoy some of the songs you listen to, but if there's something she doesn't like, she'll at least pretwnd to listen to it

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Author's note

I did my best, I dunno if this is good or not tho... also, Lupin's is sort of based off of how some of my co-workers act when the radio is on

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Mauga: *doing his pec dance*

Reaper: what the fuck- MAUGA WHY?

Mauga: because it's funny.