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Temporary Secretary - Paul McCartney

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this bit from hbomberguy’s new video on climate denial is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

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cerebral psychics!

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Blue cats emoji

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Which starter will you choose?

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If ears didn’t evolve, humans wouldn’t know there was sound. So it’s possible there are things going on around us in which we don’t have a body part to decipher it.

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A good singing voice is just meat that vibrates pleasantly

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Cryptids!!!

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Shedinja Variants!

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If I have to single-handedly dispel all the incorrect and ridiculous characterizations of Ryou Bakura, then so be it. It’s a wonder he has any friends, really. 

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Karkats just a typical male author :\