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Small Saga characters as Dril tweets

PCs:

Lance: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT

Verm: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Siobhan: ihave been banished from the city of dubai due to my excessive sweating and practice of pyrokinesis

Bruce: the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

Gwen: BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES

Introduced in the Spring raid on Heaven:

Bree & Stilton: i have to clean myself with a dust devil because my bathtub is filled with sacks of rat chow and i believe that all of politics is hogwash

Chief Saba: still way fuckin Muscled , despite the economy, despite life

The Yellow God: i can no longer close my eyes. with out seeing a bounty of Farm Fresh groceries being licked by dirty dogs and animals

Cranbaille

Tiger: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants

Lady Gilda: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

Dizi: i want the popular new animated gif of me looking at a messy old trash can while lickin my lips; Removed . Remove it off- site. Log it out.

Murida

King James XLV: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my "trolls", as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups

Blademaster Leo: closing my eyes and mentally visuelizing my enemies bodies, in 3d , to analyze them for weak points

Plaguemaster Aquila: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect

Loremaster Ophiuchus: imgagine if people went through life trying to collect IQ Points in so as much as they try to collect Dollars. verify me.  verify my account

Sir Alex: theres an inherent sense of nobility, or perhaps honor, in the Shit that i post, that distinguishes me form my peers. undetectable, but real

Sir Diego: if you have a problem with my mouth, i'll be swniging a sledgehammer in circles outdoors for the rest of my life, so come try do crap to me.

Abbazzato: jsut want to take some shitty roll of wallpaper from the 70s and tell the Men's Warehouse to get their finest craftsman to make a suit of it

Sky Garden

Duke Josh: hear this trolls: ive been secretly respecting the flag in the privacy of my garage for 12 hrs a day, maxing out its power to insane levels

Aiden: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad","its ineffective" fuck off.

Hank: the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN"

Blademaster Lamia: eating 1/2 lb of beef boulougnase and getting roid rage from it

Vinium

Quintus: hwow many favs are worth the equivalent of a human life... id say about 70.

Isengrim the Muswolf: i had that dream abgain... the one where im at the coliseum, annihilating shitloads of roman gladiators by drifting around in my macktruck

White Hall

George: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.

The White God: committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal.

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Happy martlet Monday.

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one of the funniest abandoned no evil plot threads is that charles likes leaving angsty poetry in the places he's terrorized. i think that should come back

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team snakemouth taking a stroll /[:]]

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"I will find a way, to make sure that you're okay-"

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Canonically, the Ancient Crown had innate wasp mind-control powers that it could bestow on anyone. Hoaxe just happened to be the bug to benefit from it. I've also seen the headcanon that Hoaxe, as a wasp mimic fly, had his natural abilities boosted by the Crown in more than one way; he had his fire magic, but he also had such good mimicry that when he put on the Crown, he went from passing as a wasp to passing as the king of the wasps.

But there's a third option that I find a lot more compelling!

Hoaxe is an ivy waspgrabber - Leopoldius signatus. He's a type of thick-headed fly, family Conopidae. Flies in this family are parasitoid and deposit their eggs in the abdomens of Hymenopteran insects like bees and wasps. The larvae hatch and feed on the host as they grow, then pupate in the host's shell before emerging from them as an adult fly.

But one thing separates this parasitoid from the others: the larvae have some kind of ability to control the behavior of their hosts. In later stages of their larva's growth, hosts will leave their nests and dig in the soil. Before they die, they bury themselves alive at the order of their parasite, providing a safer exit point for the fly to later emerge from.

So while I like the other explanations, this is the one I prefer. Hoaxe had the ability to manipulate the wasps because once he put the Crown on, it amplified all of his natural abilities, including the one he had as a larva to literally control the behaviors of other bugs.

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Because I don't think Kabbu is aware of surroundings. Hyper aware of it even. An effect of several things, but he is not good at *people* which is the important part. He understands when people are in the area as in "people are taking up these spaces, which means to get through I should go this way" and not "that couple is arguing and the child next to them is cringing, interesting." Despite this he is somehow incredibly nosy, and enjoys gossiping about the bugs of the region with other gossipers.

Leif is aware of their surroundings in the way of paranoia. Being trapped in a cave (and other things) for that long tends to make you a little wary of the world at large. His eyes always go to the people to get a gist of if they are "dangerous" or not. He also looks at dark places to see if anything is hiding, and if they could, would likely check behind every obstacle in the area. When they're relaxed though, they are less observing people as a "threat" and more as an interesting past time. It's a mix of actually watching them to observe how people have changed, and an old habit from back then. They are generally more self aware of it though, since it's something that was a direct result of their time in the cave, and not anything they can remember doing back then.

Vi is very Aware of the people around her since she was bullied (a little) about her literal only dream we hear about. She also has a lot of wires crossed of what response means what as a result. (Like me :3) When she and Chubbee hang out, Chubbee will ask Vi common courtesy questions ("do you want to take a shower first?" "Is there anything you absolutely don't want to eat?" Etc.) Vi feels as though she's being treated like a small dog or wild animal almost. When she tells Kabbu of this later, she learns this is actually pretty normal if polite behaviour, and that Chubbee is not belittling Vi just that she's trying to be extra nice essentially. She uh. Feels a little bad about it. She does try to rationalize why people treat her the way they do, and it works most of the time, but it does mean that she's very nosy about specific reasons of "why" they do things.

All three of them (may time permit) are chronic people watchers, and enjoy going out into the market area of the ant kingdom to people watch if they have nothing else to do. They also all Love Gossiping, and will sometimes go to the tavern to hear and spread interesting rumors. Kabbu is the biggest gossipers of the three, since pretty much the only entertaining thing in defiant root after a while is the gossip that comes from it. It's also partially why he knows a lot of random stuff, because he strikes a lot of random conversations with strangers to pass the time. A party girl at heart. A joke that passes around the kingdom goes along the lines of "Team Snakemouth is always doing two things, living a legend, or being nosy."

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Her Majesty, Queen Elizant II

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Notes app no ref tsm

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shocking: potato bug really likes the bug game

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Hi my name is Ozy'mandias, King of Kings and I have two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a frown and wrinkled lip and a lot of people tell me I look like the Younger Memnon (a/n if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm a statue but my visage is shattered and lies half sunk on the sand. I’m also a colossal wreck, and I stand in the desert of an antique land where I’ve been for a really long time (I’m ancient). I’m a lifeless thing (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly the passions the sculptor read and stamped on me, which yet survive. I love sculptors and I get all my expressions from there. For example today I was wearing a sneer of cold command and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was standing in the desert. The lone and level sands were boundless and bare, which I was very happy about. A lot of mighty looked upon my works and despaired. I put my middle finger up at them.

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KABBU

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(They are so important to me,,,, )

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Comic - Adaptive Racers

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Go my messy bug fable doodles based on bits done with friends while playing gooo

**Vi is playing roblox

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Haven't fully collected everything for this yet, but seemed like a good time to post it. I call this NITW short sentence mood.