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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

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Understatement of a century

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i'm dog sitting two cairn terriers and they want me dead. they want to undo me

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

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Abled gays celebrating marriage equality: well we sure do have nowhere to go from here when it comes to marriage rights. Gay rights!

Me, a disabled lesbian trying to get on ssi thinking about how I will not be able to marry my girlfriend if I do because I can't have more than $2000 to my name at a time and they count a spouse's income towards that: wow .. gay rights ...

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WHITE PERSON FROM DELAWARE WHO COULD NOT IDENTIFY THE ENTIRE SOUTHWEST ASIA REGION ON A MAP: oh my godddd what if eyeran hits me .... it's a world war

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The Pillar-biter, 1509-1517 seen on the lower part of the choir screen of St. Bavo Church

Haarlem, the Netherlands.

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i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

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whatever happens now is entirely the fault of the united states and israel

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier