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wait a minute 🤔🤔
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going to the beach tomorrow. let’s hope i don’t come back looking like a freshly boiled crab because boy is it going to be hot. at least i can go in the water
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just followed my mom’s car so she could drop it off at the dealership and have a ride home and the whole time i was thinking “let’s drive with mama”
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it's getting too warm outside. I may need to intervene
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jesus christ outside feels like a fucking sauna right now. i went outside to take out the trash for all of 10 seconds now im sweating wtf
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beloved mutuals/other people who may see this who aren’t american, have you ever had macaroni salad? is that an exclusively american thing?
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YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR HAIR OR YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR HAIR YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR HAIR OR YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR HAIR YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR HAIR OR YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR HAIR BUT YOULL ALWAYS FIND YOUR HAIR
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they go through this every year.
ok I didn’t post this yesterday to continue my pnf pride fanart streak buuuuuut I’ll post double today.
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it’s summer! you know what that means!!!
#literally my favorite movie of all time#have this memorized word for word#phineas and ferb#phineas and ferb: across the second dimension
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heartbreaking: local girl buys some very cute pants from a thrift store only to get home and realize that not only are they slightly too tight, they’re from SHEIN!!!
#genuinely upset#they’re cute too they’re pink with stitched in stars#and they were a size large but i guess it’s chinese sizing 😭😭#it’s ok they’re not *too* tight#i’ll break them in before they fall apart trust#personal ish post#fuck shein
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listening to be more chill for the first time in like 2 years and getting war flashbacks 😟
GUYS LIKE US ARE COOL IN COLLEGE COOL IN COLLEGE WONT BE LAME
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wait chat i just realized
TWO MONTHS UNTIL WISHBONE !!
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genuinely tweaking because i’ve had “sally when the wine runs out” stuck in my head for like an hour then i open youtube and what comes on but a wawa commercial and i was like “wait a minute that background music seems awfully familiar” and LO AND BEHOLD
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found this gem from the day after i went to FHOT. that post concert depression really hit huh
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trying to act nonchalant little do they know i’m blasting the rocky horror picture show soundtrack in my airpods at 7:30 in the morning
#WHEN EDDIE SAID HE DIDNT LIKE HIS TEDDY YOU KNEW HE WAS A NO GOOD KID BUT WHEN HE THREATENED YOUR LIFE WITH A SWITCHBLADE KNIFE#rocky horror#the rocky horror picture show#rhps#personal ish post
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how it feels watching people on TikTok realize phineas and ferb are step brothers for the first time or asking “why doesn’t candace just record their inventions on her phone”

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