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truly the best genre of images are those silly mold spore looking hatchlings sitting beside exactly one 鈽濓笍coin




i need more of these i need to start a collection
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Yippee!
Right, gonna let this rip while I go hang some laundry on the line.
ETA: Here ya go, folder of individual mp3s plus a zip of them all. I'll be genuinely shocked if I'm the first person to upload it, but I couldn't be arsed looking, so I just did it myself.
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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...
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the unfortunate thing abt life is sometimes you Do have to wait for the bus in the rain and if you were a specific brand of annoying in 2012/13 this is significant
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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