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Because Ren wanted more photos, Philip is napping now

I have a new friend

But why's it so cute tho? I've named them Phillip

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I have a new friend

But why's it so cute tho? I've named them Phillip

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I have dissociated so far away from myself as a being I got confused by my own angel fangs because I forgot I had them

I also accidently signed off a text as Admin ~ but we don't need to talk about that

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I went comatose for 14 hours

While much needed I don't know what year it is anymore

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Sometimes I feel like I've lost the plot and I just want to cry and break down and hate everything

And then my period starts and it makes a little more sense why I'm being extra insane

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Another option is to praise the heck out of this lil Noodley, cause I guarantee they're blushing on the other side of the screen with every compliment and word of adoration for her brilliant self! Love you Noodleeeee!

-🦝

Shhhh people aren't meant to know I fluster!

That's a secret!

It'll ruin my bad bitch persona!

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I am the silly goose pond president and I knight you, Sir Noodle of Noodlington Canooda, the silliest goose in all the lands. And here’s Otto needing more attention after a 40 minute walk in 86/30 degree heat

I wish I could share the live version bc this stinker is panting in my BUSINESS. He says hi what are we doing? On our phone? Not walking? Not eating? Not paddling my exquisite rump? Weird choice but I’m in! (He loves dad pats to his butt and will look at you in offense if you stop paddling his butt)

…you can almost see the goblin in his brain that tells him to eat and beg for food like he’s starving lol

Lord Noodle gladly accepts this additional title

This picture has me crying! So goofy! So silly! Adorable!

It me. I'm the brain goblin

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Oh, I already call you noods every time I see your account...

How about we don't do that

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Im gonna start calling you noodle bazoodle...

I mean it's better than Noods

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Don’t worry guys, the easiest way to get over noodle fear is to call her a sea anemone, it worked for me and it will work for you too 🫡 side effects may include, friendship bc she’s cool

🥲

So my options are being feared or bullied?

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Im sorry noodle... but im a part of that group... 🤚

WAIT

NO

STOP

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Scared and intimidated by Noodle gang rise up ✋🏽

Wait

No

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I want to talk to you but I'm scared of you😶‍🌫️

Good

THAT IS A JOKE! PLEASE DON'T BE SCARED OF ME!

I get this a lot. I am just a silly goose there's nothing to be scared of I promise. There is actually a 90% chance I'm more scared of you are than you are of me

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You'd think the heat wave would be arsoning her enough but sure why not

On it

I'm here for the monsters

here you go

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Keep supplying me with energy drinks and I will do whatever you want. I'll even commit crime on your behalf. I won't even chew on the electrical wires

I'm here for the monsters

here you go

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Hehehehehe adding it to my collection

I've already broke into mine

I'm here for the monsters

here you go

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I took a horribly timed nap (as I do)

Now I can go back to sleep and wake up at 2 am ish, or I can get up and chug some caffeine and maybe go to sleep at 4 am