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Based in some comments from the dancing mikes post in the blue bird site, I had to hehe

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Spamton's taller???? They're holding hands????

I hate them this is so cute

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i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

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YOUR SOULMATE is a TRANSGENDER PERVERT on TUMBLR.COM

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Did a whiteboard with a discord server. It was fun. First time I drew some of these characters!

ft. a bunch of people's Battats in the hydraulic press

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The devil works hard but the Hollywood propaganda machine and the White liberals who take part in it work harder.

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Which 60s-80s band do we think inspired the most pre-internet teenagers to write "My Parents Sold Me To ________" short stories in their notebooks? Putting a polite moratorium on The Beatles because they're too obvious.

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pluey p pluey (featuring Tenna)

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dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?

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love

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This feels evil to see, like Im looking at a fundamental law of reality being challenged

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A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

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they should invent a gender i want to be

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i really wish there was any sort of actual reliable data on whether or not weed is addictive because it feels every single source on the topic is either:

"being in the same room as marijuana will cause infinite and eternal health problems" - Christian Moms Against Drugs [subsidiary of the heritage foundation]

"weed is the ultimate plant and it can treat any disease or ailment and has no risk or downsides at all" - stoner joe's dispensary

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Confound and/or piss off Mormons by telling them that the name of Heavenly Mother is Asherah

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I HAVE A HC FOR THE UNDERTALE SPAMTON

*clears throat* sense his text box are letters I like to think that what he says gets delayed a bit from when he actually says it

For example: Spamton wants to say something, he opens his mouth and nothing comes out, a brief moment later you hear his voice

i was thinking of something like this already but you've put it into words for me... great minds think alike

i think he'd only ever pause like this if he's considering what to say more. i mean, if you wanted to scam the captain of the royal guard you'd also want to take a second to think of the perfect bait. it's also just that tenna realized attempting to scam, again, the captain of the royal guard... was maybe not the best idea on their part

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it's funny how we got a lot more FRIEND appearances in chapters 3 and 4 than in chapter 2 and yet there's still. basically nothing solid to go off from?

new lore:

-tail is pointy

-may drop one glowing green candy on death