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ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap
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#this is accurate#we call the first one the flagpole tail stage#and the second is the lanky gremlin stage
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I was recently struck with a VERY good idea
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in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him
and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming
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my bf is always making fun of me for being short but my roommate is letting me borrow his bighuge platforms and now im 6’2... the tables are about to turn little man
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“This is Lazuli (her sister is named Lapis) and she is so obsessed with sinks that we had to buy one for her to use as a cat bed. When it’s hot she rarely leaves it.”
Photos/text by Madge Rucker
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Be friends with someone you can sing songs to and not know all the words to and not feel weird.
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Areas in red are closer to somewhere in Texas than the opposite sides of Texas are to each other
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it’s no longer 4/13 but homestuck never dies
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LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”
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ive never been so delighted by a treasure chest opening animation in my life
#this reminds me of that time in dnd#our kobold paladin loved opening chests with his sword#and then our dm decided to fuck with him and put prisoners in the chests#i the healer banned him from ever doing that again
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