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I'll offer myself to get drunk with you, but I'm not signing up to be a babysitter.

This is kind of last minute, but I need a date to the party. Someone who’s cute and I can get drunk with, I’ll consider you.

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I guess I'm going to vent/ask for help lmao

SO last summer I kind of had an on again off again relationship with my ex who cheated on me multiple times (we're still friendly to this day and that will come in later). I bought him a $250 longboard for his birthday and I told him he'd only get his gift if he didn't make me look stupid by hooking up with other girls. But obviously he did and he lied about it but I still found out so I kept the longboard and I still have it a year later.

We recently became off again and he's coming over to mow my lawn tomorrow morning (lmao my lawn mower broke) and then leaving for the beach all while im at work and he wants to use the longboard with his sister and I want to say no because he's the one who decided to be off again and stuff kvfjhh but idk what should I do? I might be making a big deal out of this?

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You have to. I'm making it a law. And if you do not obey I will throw you in the slammer.

I know it’s late but I don’t want to leave my bed, okay?

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So, who's going to make me the luckiest girl and be my date to the Phi Kappa Psi party? I'm an excellent dancer, perfect wingman, and I'm not a lightweight.

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Hi, sorry for my absence yesterday! What did I miss? I'm all caught up on the event, however

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Oh please. As if the entire university would drive all the way to Phoenix for a house party. That would be wonderful, but completely doubtful. I think we'd be safe.

Everyone says it will be just a ‘small get together’ when you know it’s gonna end up turning into a house party and someone sleeping in a pool.

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Finally, I thought I was going to have to draw you pictures of me with another woman for two days. I'm also not expecting my parents to be there so we can have a small get together if we get the right amount of people to go.

I will not allow you to travel all the way to Phoenix with another woman. So, fine I will go with you.

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Now, are we going to sit here and talk about our love or are you going to let me travel all the way to Phoenix with another woman? Have it your way.

True. It’s special.

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But if everyone had it, it wouldn't be as fun to look for.

Sweet Buns, of course this is real love. I wish more people would have a love like ours.

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Well Sugar Lips, you better stay out of hibernation because this is real love if I've ever seen it.

Well, I guess you can say I’ve been in hibernation for a while..

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I'll never deny it again, I swear. Where have you been all my life?

I’ve always knew you wanted me. You have just been living in denial.

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I know exactly who you're talking about and I feel the same way. I have total hearts in my eyes when I see him. You know, I tried to get into creative writing just for him.

Well, we'll see which ones better after all once we leave.

Gross! No way if I were ever going for a professor, which I probably wouldn’t, it would be the cute guy who teaches creative writing. Now that I would consider.

I don’t know about that one, because Santa Fe is pretty freaking amazing.

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Well, when you said the two of us could get married instead I kind of forgot about him.

Poor guy, Sammie, how could you just leave him like that. I thought you were meant to be.

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I'm just glad somebody else understands. I'm starting o think other people in the class think something is going on between us and the semester has hardly started! Get real, like I'd ever get with the creepy old guy.

I may be biased, but it might be the best city in the whole country.

I know! He is horrible. I had him last year and I don’t think I have ever been so happy to get out of a class.

Well still it must be amazing. Plus I just really want to see what Phoenix is like.

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I think it should still be there, I mean, they don't let the gates up for just anybody. My poor boy, I wonder how he's coping.

It’s probably not even there anymore, maybe your future husband thought it was a present since you stood him up on that date, Sweet Buns.

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Yes! I can't go one class without him trying to look deeply into my soul. It's disgusting.

Oh, please! It's nothing to wonder about. My parents spend most of their time out in LA anyway so it's not like the Phoenix house is their first priority.

Eww is it that one old science professor? He is the worst. 

Okay sounds good! I’m sure it won’t be hard to find people to come. I mean everyone in the house has been wondering where you live back home, I bet its huge!

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