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may god forgive my wretched sins (spent money)

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hey. hey dude. yeah. you. get over here. i"m gonna convert you into a mp3 file ok. hold still

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as always i think gay cannibalism is the answer

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trys to fuck my dark souls girlfriend but right when I try to get in the pussy she parrys m,y boner perfectly and fucks ME while im staggered

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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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there are certain men I'm attracted to with whom I would not like to have sex but I would like them to sleep at the foot of my bed like a dog

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in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

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we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

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SAM REID as LESTAT DE LIONCOURT | S3 Teaser

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it’s insane how things continue to happen