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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

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plot twist: jessie genuinely thinks this

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coming on here to say that i don’t think gifset creators get nearly as much appreciation as they deserve. it’s such a special kind of art and one that really flourishes here on tumblr, and although i see them all over the feed i feel like we don’t take enough time to give a shoutout to the actual makers of the sets themselves. i’ve tried a few times to make my own gifs and it gave me a real appreciation for the art. it makes me so happy when i see gifs of characters/relationships i like on the dash, so gifsets are so important to me

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twitter is like. DNI with me unless you are a perfect clone of me. and tumblr is like. hi. you share exactly one interest with me. would you like to subliminally influence each other's thought patterns through funny text posts until we develop a hive mind? yeah? cool.

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So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

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Some toys from the 90s that I remember.

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im on tumblr mobile. i scroll down the tumblr dash. i accidentally hit the create post button. i back out of the menu. im at the top of the dash again. i scroll past the posts ive seen and then hit new ones. i reblog one with a tag. im at the top of the dash again.

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incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

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me_irl

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we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

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everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

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my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

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stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

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comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around