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bruuuuuh

Programmers in a nutshell

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THIS

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This. Is perfect.

Brian May in the 70s: Tender. Sad. Doesn’t button shirts, ever. Clogs. Aesthetic: slutty glam space angel. Hair a magical cloud. Vocals must be Gentle and Softe, always. No sleep, ever. Can I fuck it? I think I’m gonna fuck it….extensive guitar solo. Butts are very important, also death is imminent. “Freddie bullied me into learning the harp and now I’m crying”. Country boy I love yoUuUu…

Brian May in the 80s: Very Sad but also Angery. Fucks. Still doesn’t know how buttons work. T-shirts always too short. CLoGs. Hair slightly restrained, but magical also there are Highlights now. Aesthetic: thot but make it Dad. Vocals still gentle but with an edge. No guitar solo? Tantrum. Guitar solo. Disco stinky. Hard Rock rights. Just… a litle creacher. Thatse It. He Canot change this.

Brian May in the 90s: Ultimate Sad. Less button problems, because tank tops?? Also, skinny jeans. Hair now impossibly big and full of secrets, also ponytails are sometimes a thing. Bolo ties 4 lyf. Aesthetic: grungy teenager but make it Dad. Vocals: “Y’all mind if I fucking  S C R E A M?” Depressy to successy. Yeehaw-rights. Is it really cheating if Sad?

Brian May in the 00s – present: Everything is Queen and he’s happy. Embrace the grey. So. Many. Clogs. Aesthetic: sometimes glam but make it Grandad. BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS! God. If it’s not on Instagram, did it really happen?  Soft hours, always.

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i just lost my virginity...again

BRIAN MAY APPROVES OF YOUR BLOG

Everyone who reblogs this will get blessed

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i wish i'd look like that, thanks for this @1001-yellow-daffodils

so was no one gonna tell me how cute picrew was?

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dorks that i love

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dorks that i love

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dorks that i love

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OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

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Can I tell you a secret?

sometimes I…. uhhh….fantasize about…..uhmm….a girl holding my hand or a girl cuddling with me or just a girl who loves me unconditionally…..

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im still here!

Hey queenies!! i know i've been missing from this site a lot. The last few months have been an emotional rollercoaster for me. i'm changing a lot of things in my life hopefully for better and i just feel like i need some new friends. If you wanna talk you can message me here and we can get to know eaxh other!! have a good night y'all!

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brian's legs are so long they could make a bridge

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how can i tattoo this into my soul?

i made this audio that goes with the fic i wrote: stargazing

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IM SCREAMING

My therapist- John Lennon saying and I oop- as George squeezes passed him in the 60s isn't real, it cant hurt you

John Lennon saying and i oop- as George squeezes passed him in the 60s-

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doing it for myself so i remember when someone asks me

1. Brian

2. Brian without a doubt

3. Probably jam some music, drink a lot and have a nice time chatting

4. Brian

5. Freddie

6. Hm sometimes yes

7. Deaky

8. Of Course!

9. Babysit for Brian, cause his children would be mine anyways

10. Brian or John

11. 70s

12. Oh man depends on my mood

13. YES PLEASE DADDY

14. A tie between Queen II and A Night At The Opera

15. Yes!

16. Freddie's and Brian's

17. There are songs that i like less but not dislike

18. Tbh i think Brian is Bissexual even tho he has big hetero energy

19. Jim

20. i like Chrissy, but Anita has my whole heart.

21. Brian's brains

22. YESSS LOVE HIM

23. Brian duh

24. i mean Brian 100%, even tho Freddie has a big package too

25. Brian May i have sex with you?

26. Baby Bri

27. News of the World

28. Brian's

29. Clean

30. it varies between clean shaven and moustache

31. long haired

32. I mean Brian???? hello he still rocks it!!

33. MAKE FREDDIE CRY IM SORRY, BRI'S HAIR IS TOO PRECIOUS

34. I think Rog, even tho im in love with Brians eyes

35. A Night at The Opera

Queen Asks!

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DUDE

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THATS WHY MY BAT MITZVA WAS LIT

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly