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HI GUYS! like i’ve said before, i made this blog during unfortunate time which is why i needed to put the activity here on hold. but, i’m ready to come back to this badass lady, properly this time (as i hope), so if any of you still want to have fun (and probably get unapologetically adopted) with the APOCALYPSE GRANDMA, i’ve remade the blog under the same url RIGHT HERE.

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hey guys! so, i know i’ve been completely absent here, but truth to be told, i’ve mad this blog in a reall unfortunate time, so eventually i need to put a hiatus on it. but i still love this kickass lady, and i would love to give it another try, so would this be okay if i remade this blog? would you still like to interact???? so many questions really.

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 in case you were wondering i was doing life and stuff, but expect me to do things soon.

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notasithlord :

when you are bilingual and forget how to say something…in both languages. 

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 hey ho, plotted things make it easier for me to write, so LIKE THIS POST TO PLOT STUFF, and i will come to visit your IMs.

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MOODBOARD   ——   stefania branson aka apocalypse grandma good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. yet in the end, nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

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it’s no doubt stef is the ultimate badass and a loving grandma at the same time, okay, but imagine she’s with a group and shit goes down. shit on the scale of the prison burning and everyone kind of splitting apart. you’d think, well she seemed immortal, but she’s probably dead. she must be dead, right, she’s old and at a disadvantage. except then she shows up, with a new hairstyle because hair was getting in the way, threatening you with a self-crafted spear only because she ran out of bullets.

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 hey ho, plotted things make it easier for me to write, so LIKE THIS POST TO PLOT STUFF, and i will come to visit your IMs.

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★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･The Mummy (1999)

❝ What are you doing here? ❞ ❝ You must go. Save yourself. Only you can resurrect me. ❞ ❝ By eating the sacred scarabs, I would be cursed to stay alive forever. And by eating me, they were cursed just the same. ❞ ❝ I knew this was gonna be a lousy day. ❞ ❝ Personally, I would like to surrender. Why can we not just surrender? ❞ ❝ Then let’s run away. Right now. While we can still make it. ❞ ❝ Now gimme your revolver, you’ll never use it anyway. ❞ ❝ Let’s play dead, huh? Nobody ever does that anymore. ❞ ❝ What are ya doing?! Wait up! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna get you for this! ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, it was an accident. ❞ ❝ Have you no respect for the dead? ❞ ❝ Where did you get this? ❞ ❝ Two questions. Who the hell is Seti the First? And was he rich? ❞ ❝ As the Americans would say: it’s all fairy tales and hokum. ❞ ❝ I’m sure it was a fake, anyway. ❞ ❝ You lied to me! ❞ ❝ I lie to everybody, what makes you so special? ❞ ❝ And what is he in prison for? ❞ ❝ He said… he was just looking for a good time. ❞ ❝ What did you find? What did you see? ❞ ❝ Get me the hell outta here. ❞ ❝ I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life. ❞ ❝ Yeah, I’d like ya to let me go. ❞ ❝ Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her. ❞ ❝ For all the money we’re paying you, something better god-damned well be under that sand. ❞ ❝ Do you really think he’ll show up? ❞ ❝ Personally, I think he’s filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit. ❞ ❝ I have come to protect my investment, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ I only gamble with my life, never my money. ❞ ❝ What makes you so confident, sir? ❞ ❝ Sorry, didn’t mean to scare ya. ❞ ❝ Still angry that I kissed ya, huh? ❞ ❝ The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died.  ❞ ❝ By the way,… why did you kiss me? ❞ ❝ You always did have more balls than brains. ❞ ❝ Can you swim? ❞ ❝ Americans. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe the price of these fleabags. ❞ ❝ All night you snored!  ❞ ❝ What in bloody hell is this? ❞ ❝ Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn’t we be going? ❞ ❝ You boys owe me five hundred dollars. ❞ ❝ Where’d all these camels come from? ❞ ❝ That thing gives me the creeps. ❞ ❝ What are those mirrors for? ❞ ❝ Who cares? I don’t see no treasure. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to my share of the spider webs. ❞ ❝ Mummies, my good son, this is where they made the mummies. ❞ ❝ Ya scared the bejeezus out of us. ❞ ❝ I’ve had worse. ❞ ❝ Let’s be nice, children, if we’re going to play together, we must learn to share. ❞ ❝And when those dirty Yanks go to sleep – No offence. ❞ ❝ We’ll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them. ❞ ❝ What do you suppose killed him? ❞ ❝ I believe if I can see it and I  can touch it, then it’s real. That’s what I believe. ❞ ❝ Why do you like to fight so much? ❞ ❝ LEAVE THIS PLACE!… LEAVE THIS PLACE DIE! ❞ ❝ For them to protect it like this, you just know there’s got to be treasure down there. ❞ ❝ …I am a librarian! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. ❞ ❝ You dream about dead guys? ❞ ❝ Stupid superstitious bastard. ❞ ❝ Oh my god, he was buried alive. ❞ ❝ What are you going to do? Shoot him? ❞ ❝ Did you see that!? Grasshoppers! Billions of grasshoppers! ❞ ❝ That’s one of the plagues, right? The grasshopper plague! ❞ ❝ Oh thank goodness, you’re one of the Americans, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ RUN, YOU SONS-A-BITCHES! RUUUUN! ❞ ❝ Help me,… please,… help me. ❞ ❝ No mortal weapons can kill this creature. He is not of this world. ❞ ❝ You left me! You left me in the desert to rot. ❞ ❝ Sweet Jesus! That tasted just like,…like… ❞ ❝ You saved me from the undead. For this, I shall make you immortal. ❞ ❝ There’s only one person I know who can possibly give us some answers. ❞ ❝ And you think this justifies killing innocent people!? ❞ ❝ Okay, let’s cut to the chase. He’s afraid of cats, what’s that about? ❞ ❝ The hell with that! I’m not goin’ nowhere! We’re safe here. ❞ ❝ What friend? You’re my only friend. ❞ ❝ What are you looking for? Lie, and I’ll slit your throat. ❞ ❝ Something about bringing his dead girly-friend back to life. He needs the book… ❞ ❝ Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap. ❞ ❝ The hell with this. I’m goin, downstairs to get me a drink. You want somethin’? ❞ ❝ Yeah, get me a glass of bourbon, a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser. ❞ ❝ Jealous? You kiddin’ me? Did you see that guy’s face? ❞ ❝ Is it dangerous? ❞ ❝ Save the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy and steal his treasure. ❞ ❝ You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself, always get their comeuppance. ❞ ❝ From now on, don’t touch anything. Not a damn thing. Keep your hands off the furniture, got it? ❞ ❝ He wants your heart and your brain, your liver, your kidneys… ❞ ❝ I never killed a priest before. ❞ ❝ Kill them! Kill them all! And bring me the Book Of The Living! ❞ ❝ This just keeps gettin, better and better. ❞ ❝ Death is only the beginning. ❞ ❝ Well,… I guess we go home empty handed. ❞

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° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

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AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode one - the bone orchard. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

❝ no expertise can surmount a sea that does not wish you to reach shore. ❞

❝ wind can be reasoned with. ❞

❝ celebration was cut short. ❞

❝ only good thing about being in prison is the relief. ❞

❝ tomorrow can’t do anything today hasn’t already managed. ❞

❝ this country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. ❞

❝ no gallows dirt, no gallows deals. ❞

❝ you know, i’m not superstitious. ❞

❝ i don’t believe in anything i can’t see. ❞

❝ i feel like there’s a fuckin’ axe hanging over my head. i can’t see it, but i believe it. ❞

❝ i can see it fine. ❞

❝ prison has a way of trying to keep you in prison. ❞

❝ i smell snow. ❞

❝ i love you. something feels weird. ❞

❝ i love you too. what feels weird? ❞

❝ the air feels constipated, like if it’d just push out a storm, it’d be okay. ❞

❝ a hundred twenty hours till you’re home. ❞

❝ waiting for the sky to fall is gonna cause more bother than the sky actually falling. which it isn’t. ❞

❝ do not piss off those bitches in airports. ❞

❝ i guess this must be your lucky day, huh ? ❞

❝ you nervous ? ❞

❝ just sit back and be a bird. ❞

❝ i offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like i fucked your mom ? ❞

❝ you’re just the first person i’ve met who isn’t an asshole. ❞

❝ give me time. ❞

❝ what would you have done, my boy ? ❞

❝ seems like a firm decision made for good reasons, i can respect that. ❞

❝ you lost something vital in there, and not just time. ❞

❝ what might i call you, if i were so inclined ? ❞

❝ always good to meet a fellow traveler. ❞

❝ i usually end up getting what i want. on average, over time. ❞

❝ it’s all about getting people to believe in you. it’s not their cash, it’s their faith. ❞

❝ now, what’s keeping us aloft ? faith ? or newton ? ❞

❝ don’t rush into this, take your time. ❞

❝ there’s always work for a big guy who’s smart enough to know he’s better off letting people think he’s dumb. ❞

❝ by the end of your tenure, you could be the next king of america. ❞

❝ a man gets out of prison, he should be focused above all on not going back. ❞

❝ believe. ❞

❝ i don’t think i have the talent for it. ❞

❝ you … like me ? ❞

❝ i’m not what i once was. ❞

❝ you’re perfect. ❞

❝ i don’t know what i’m doing. ❞

❝ what man does ? ❞

❝ do something for me. worship me. ❞

❝ worship me. pray to me like i’m your god. your goddess. ❞

❝ you feel so good. i could keep fucking you forever. ❞

❝ say my name. ❞

❝ beloved, i worship your breasts and your eyes and your cunt. and i worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry red lips. ❞

❝ i am yours, my beloved. ❞

❝ go on, let go ! give me everything ! ❞

❝ i love you. ❞

❝ not that rushing into things can’t be a good thing … ❞

❝ sex rushed into tends to work out best for all involved. ❞

❝ okay, i’ve said ‘fuck off’ politely as many ways as i’m gonna. now i’m fixing to be direct. ❞

❝ what the fuck do you know about [ … ] ? ❞

❝ more than you, it seems. ❞

❝ i’m not gonna work for anyone who’s got worse luck than me. ❞

❝ call it. ❞

❝ rigged games are the easiest to beat. ❞

❝ you’re a little creepy, and you’re forward, and familiar, and i don’t like it. i don’t like you. ❞

❝ who’re you ? ❞

❝ i’m a leprechaun. ❞

❝ we don’t come from moscow, russia. or moscow, idaho, for that matter. ❞

❝ no details. ❞

❝ devil’s in the details. ❞

❝ do you know who he is ? who he really is ? ❞

❝ he’s hustling you. he’s a hustler. ❞

❝ damn right. i’m a hustler, swindler, cheater, and liar. it’s why i need assistance. ❞

❝ name your price. ❞

❝ how’d you do it ? ❞

❝ with panache. ❞

❝ simplest trick in the world. ❞

❝ i’ll fight you for it. ❞

❝ win or lose, and you will lose, it’s yours if you fight me. ❞

❝ can you feel the joy rising in your veins like the sap in the springtime ? ❞

❝ i wanted to be a part of your history. ❞

❝ it’s just anger ––– makes you feel like you can change the outcome. ❞

❝ [ … ] had the nerve to ask me what i wanted him to do with it. i told him leave it where it found it. ❞

❝ target would be more interesting than here. ❞

❝ if there isn’t some kinda life after death, i’m gonna be so fuckin’ pissed. ❞

❝ there is no closure from the dead. ❞

❝ i’m sorry for your loss, [ … ] , i really am. anyone tell you that yet ? anyone even hug you ? ❞

❝ hear me out, this is a good one. lex talionis. an eye for an eye. a blowjob for a blowjob. ❞

❝ jesus, who knew i could be so angry ?! ❞

❝ i am trying to get my dignity back here ! ❞

❝ don’t fuck with me, [ … ] ❞

❝ what’s he doing here ? what’s the plan ? what’s the game plan, man ? ❞

❝ how auspicious, you must be special. ❞

❝ [ … ] is history. forgotten and … old. ❞

❝ we have reprogrammed reality. language is a virus. religion, an operating system, and prayers are just so much fucking spam. ❞

❝ the dominant fucking paradigm, [ … ] , that is the only important thing. ❞

❝ by the way, i was sorry to hear about your wife/husband. tough break. ❞

❝ so, i will ask again: what is it [ … ] is up to ? ❞

❝ you saying you don’t know ? … would you tell me even if you did ? ❞

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 okay, my dears, so the truth is i’ve had a weird couple of days, and i feel kind of flaky. starting fresh and all, i cleared out my inbox from old things, and before i PROPERLY get to any starters, please send me some memes? i will reblog them in a sec.

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          ❛  I can’t say we can call it a feast, but it’s better than last week   ——  so you ought to at least try to get that frown off your face, dear.  ❜

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MOODBOARD   ——   stefania branson aka apocalypse grandma good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. yet in the end, nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

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            ❛  dear, my husband decided the best way to deal with his problems was to deal drugs instead, so do not give me this crap.  ❜  she sends a pointed look, with arms crossed over her chest.  ❛  tell me what is it.  ❜

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 if you think i was supposed to be back a couple of days ago, then you are absolutely correct, but things happened, so like. i am back now. therefore LIKE THIS POST FOR A SHORT LITTLE STARTER FROM THE APOCALYPSE GRANDMA.