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engage in newly established holiday traditions despite the passing of the holiday proper

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be relieved to be at sea again and not in a mall

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good LORD it’s CHRISTMAS

end up trapped in some kind of god-damned lotus-eater fantasy for nigh on a year

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end up trapped in some kind of god-damned lotus-eater fantasy for nigh on a year

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how to fucking clean wine off the fucking ceiling

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milf stands for Me? I Loathe Frenchpeople

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A popular battlefield song that originated shortly before the battle of Marengo. x

Le Chant de l’Oignon                              (The Song of the Onion) J’aime l’oignon frît à l’huile,    (I love onion fried with oil,) J’aime l’oignon quand il est bon,    (I love the onion when it’s good,) J’aime l’oignon frît à l’huile,                       (I love onion fried with oil,)  J’aime l’oignon, j’aime l’oignon.    (I love onion, I love onion.) (refrain) Au pas camarade, au pas camarade,       (Let’s charge comrades, let’s charge comrades.) Au pas, au pas, au pas.                           (Let’s charge, let’s charge, let’s charge) Au pas camarade, au pas camarade,       (Let’s charge comrades, let’s charge comrades.) Au pas, au pas, au pas.                           (Let’s charge, let’s charge, let’s charge) Un seul oignon frît à l’huile,                      (One onion fried with oil,) Un seul oignon nous change en lion,         (One onion we change into a lion,) Un seul oignon frît à l’huile                       (One onion fried with oil,) Un seul oignon nous change en lion.         (One onion we change into a lion,) (refrain) Mais pas d’oignons aux Autrichiens,        (But no onions for the Austrians) Non pas d’oignons à tous ces chiens,       (No onions for all these dogs) Mais pas d’oignons aux Autrichiens,        (But no onions for the Austrians) Non pas d’oignons, non pas d’oignons.    (No onions, no onions) (refrain) Aimons l’oignon frît à l’huile,                    (Love the onion fried with oil.) Aimons l’oignon car il est bon,                 (Love the onion because it’s good,) Aimons l’oignon frît à l’huile,                    (Love the onion fried with oil.) Aimons l’oignon, aimons l’oignon             (Love the onion, love the onion.) (refrain)

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act wholeheartedly and decidedly moral, damning your own chances of happiness in the process

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Antique Sailing Ship Ring

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I always thought you were the hot one, and that Jack Sparrow and Will Turner were totally overrated. In eighth grade I got in an intense argument with one of my friends about this and we didn't speak for two days. I don't regret defending your honor.

...thank you?

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objectively speaking, we should oppress the french

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appropriate gifts for your paramour

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Are you okay, man?

It was unfortunately a very long time coming. A blow to the face only finalized it.

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Lose a tooth, because it’s not as though anything matters anymore anyway.

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thoughts on bde

Evidently it is a quality both Elizabeth and Captain Barbossa possess in great quantities.