norringtonsuggestions
norringtonsuggestions
better mad with the rest of the world
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life advice for real men of adventure
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norringtonsuggestions · 5 years ago
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engage in newly established holiday traditions despite the passing of the holiday proper
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norringtonsuggestions · 5 years ago
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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be relieved to be at sea again and not in a mall
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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good LORD it’s CHRISTMAS
end up trapped in some kind of god-damned lotus-eater fantasy for nigh on a year
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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end up trapped in some kind of god-damned lotus-eater fantasy for nigh on a year
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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how to fucking clean wine off the fucking ceiling
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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milf stands for Me? I Loathe Frenchpeople
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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A popular battlefield song that originated shortly before the battle of Marengo. x
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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act wholeheartedly and decidedly moral, damning your own chances of happiness in the process
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Antique Sailing Ship Ring
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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I always thought you were the hot one, and that Jack Sparrow and Will Turner were totally overrated. In eighth grade I got in an intense argument with one of my friends about this and we didn't speak for two days. I don't regret defending your honor.
...thank you?
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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objectively speaking, we should oppress the french
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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appropriate gifts for your paramour
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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Are you okay, man?
It was unfortunately a very long time coming. A blow to the face only finalized it.
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norringtonsuggestions · 6 years ago
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Lose a tooth, because it’s not as though anything matters anymore anyway.
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norringtonsuggestions · 7 years ago
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thoughts on bde
Evidently it is a quality both Elizabeth and Captain Barbossa possess in great quantities.
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