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Previewing UFC 247: Jones vs Reyes

Previewing UFC 247: Jones vs Reyes

Tonight in Houston, Texas the Greatest Fighter of All Time Jon ‘Bones’ Jones defends his Light Heavyweight title against 12-0 Dominik Reyes. We also have another title fight as Valentina Shevchenko defends the Womens Flyweight championship against top contender Katlyn Chookagian. What a couple title fights we have, two of the best to ever do it defending their titles against bigtime underdogs.…

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Previewing UFC 246: Conor vs. Cowboy

Previewing UFC 246: Conor vs. Cowboy

Here we go. The return of the King is here as “The Notorious” Conor McGregor returns tonight in Las Vegas to face Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone in a 170 lb Welterweight main event. As a not so biased Irishman from Boston im actually pretty torn on how this fight is going to play out between these two legends.

When Conor Mcgregor fights, there’s this inescapable feeling that you’re witnessing…

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Previewing UFC 245

Tomorrow night in the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, one of the biggest cards in UFC history will be taking place. Three title fights, the GOAT Women’s fighter, the GOAT featherweight, and a Welterweight headliner between two men that absolutely despise each other.

Im gonna start from the top down because this card is STACKED and there is a lot to get into. The Welterweight…

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UFC 244: BMF Title

UFC 244: BMF Title

Oh my God, its finally here. UFC 244 in Madison Square Garden in New York City is THIS Saturday night. This is a STACKED card, so dam stacked that i dont even have the time to breakdown and go through all of the amazing fights going down. I really think i could write like 10 pages about this card and how excited i am about this, but lets not bore people here. Lets get started with the BADDEST…

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UFC FIGHT NIGHT: BOSTON

UFC FIGHT NIGHT: BOSTON

Alright folks, we got a fight card in my hometown of Boston, Massachusetts, the greatest city in the world, the City Of Champions. While it’s certainly not a PPV level card or main event, no world title fights, its a banger of a fight card and a fitting one for my city. This will be my 6th live UFC experience and i get goosebumps every time i walk in the building. You can feel the importance of…

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UFC 243: Whittaker vs Stylebender

UFC 243: Whittaker vs Stylebender

Tomorrow night we have one of the biggest Middleweight/UFC fights in histroy going down in Melbourne Australia at Marvel Stadium in front of 60,000 fans, the largest crowd in UFC history. We have the Australian Robert Whittaker defedning his belt on the homeland against undefeated interim champ Israel “Stylebender” Adesanya.

I really am having a hard time forming words at how important this…

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UFC 242: Khabib Time

UFC 242: Khabib Time

UFC 242 tomorrow AFTERNOON (on the east coast) in Abu Dhabi in the United Arab Emirates will be headlined by undefeated Muslim champion Khabib Nurmagomedov defending his Lightweight title against Interim champion Dustin Poirier.

We havent seen Khabib in the octagon since last October’s infamous brawl with the great Conor Mcgregor. Its pretty freakin awesome that an undefeated Muslim champion…

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White Claw Hard Seltzer and Juul E-Cigarettes Now Linked to Teen Sickness

White Claw Hard Seltzer and Juul E-Cigarettes Now Linked to Teen Sickness

Just the other day, I was stopped at 7/11 to fill my 64 ounce NASCAR travel mug with watermelon slurpee and get a baker’s dozen of jalapeño cream cheese taquitos, when I heard, “hey bro, mind helping me out?” I looked back to see a few kids, 16 years old at the most. They proceeded to ask if I would purchase them a variety pack of White Claw Hard Seltzers and some mango Juul pods. My first…

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UFC 241: Heavyweight Title

UFC 241: Heavyweight Title

Boy oh fucking boy! We got 3 MASSIVE fights tomorrow night in Anaheim, CA as UFC 241 features the Heavyweight Championship of the world, Nate Diaz returning, and a fight featuring the 2 best looking dudes in MMA. So lets start with the heavyweight championship of the world and a claim to “baddest man on the planet”…

As i said on the podcast, I believe this fight could go to a decision but ill…

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Summer Movies with Chavy

Summer Movies with Chavy. #UFC240 #RIPRussiTaylor #ArnieHammer #SMACKVILLE

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UFC 239: GOATS ON HAND

UFC 239: GOATS ON HAND

Happy 4th scumbags! We got a BIG card this weekend in Vegas featuring the 2 GOATS of the sport of MMA, Jon Jones and Amanda Nunes. I’ll start with Jon Jones defending his Light Heavyweight Championship against Thiago Santos. So Jon Jones is the most highly skilled greatest fighter who ever lived, its honestly almost unfair. I will probably never pick against him in my life until proven otherwise,…

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It's Time Someone is Honest About the LPGA

It’s Time Someone is Honest About the LPGA

If you spend even a second in golf Twitter, advocates for women’s golf paint a grim picture of a patriarchal system in golf, where the PGA exists solely to destroy any progress for the growth of women’s golf. 

It would seem as though the LPGA and PGA are competitors and the PGA relishes in suffocating the ladies hopes to gain viewership. 

But then, a beautiful thing happens. You put your phone in…

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UFC 238: Chi-Town Baby!

UFC 238: Chi-Town Baby!

Holy hell this ppv card tomorrow night is special. It is STACKED with important fights filled with title implications. How can one not be excited for this, especiallllyyy for the return of THE right Lightweight champion of the world Tony motherfucking Ferguson.

I’ll start with the main event which is for the vacant (thanks alot TJ) Bantamweight championship of the world with Flyweight…

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UFC 237: THUG ROSE

UFC 237: THUG ROSE

Hey guys, UFC 237 is going down tomorrow night in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I for one am SUPER excited. This is a great card from top to bottom, and rightfully so as its in the very knowledgeable and passionate fans in Brazil. We got “Thug” Rose Namajunes defending her Strawweight championship of the world against Brazilian Jesscia Andrade. Then in the co-main events we have Anderson “The Spider”…

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Liquidate Your Kids’ College Funds Folks, John Daly is Winning the PGA Championship

Liquidate Your Kids’ College Funds Folks, John Daly is Winning the PGA Championship

You won’t see John Daly lumbering after one of his mammoth drives at the 2019 PGA Championship at Bethpage Black next week. Instead, you’ll see him propelled by a motorized vehicle as Daly has received approval from the PGA of America to use a cart to scoot around the massive three-time major host in New York.

Daly, who won the 1991 PGA Championship and is exempt for the rest of his playing…

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Something Happened to Holly Sonders on the Week of January 31st 2019: An Investigation

Something Happened to Holly Sonders on the Week of January 31st 2019: An Investigation

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