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how?? just how?

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called "Vampire The Masquerade" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: whatever man. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw nines at grout's mansion

my buddy phillip pacing: the prince is lying to us

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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Rewatched 1978 Superman and remembered how much of a total dreamboat Christopher Reeve is, both as Clark Kent and Superman.

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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

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Oblivion

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“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

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this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

FULL VIDEO

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One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

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TOP BOYS by @QUEERGARDEN

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

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Food Money - Help me buy food. Urgent

Now that I don't have a job and it's unclear when I can get a new job. Or if I can go on unemployment since I wasn't there long! Id appreciate help so I can get by til I can get a new job.

This money will go towards food, bills and general living expenses.

Id much appreciate any help so I can eat. ALL my money went to literally getting to work. :').

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