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Have you read Danny Bryne's Guide for Dating Vampires books? They're all MLM and have a great side plot of destroying a predatory Pharmaceutical company.

i have not. sounds intriguing. will need to check it out.

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i feel this may be a stupid question but have you read carmila?

naturally.

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In the same bloody vein as the Twilight topic, you should totally check out Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber. It's like if Twilight had a cooler older sister it got famous copying (not accusing Meyer of copying though, both first books came out a year apart).

It is a little cringe, but normal silly teen cringe, the type you'd see in other old teenage stories or something like Monster High. But it's nice seeing a gothic character who has always loved the concept of vampires and dating one. Edward could never take Bella to a rich folk golf course to slow dance with her to Marilyn Manson under the sprinklers.

sounds interesting though i tend to prefer queer vampire books/media

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The Lost Boys crew would FUCK UP Edward let's be serious for a moment.

And he deserves it ffs. Micheal x David is more romantic than Edward x Bella

that’s just common sense on both statements. david was literally begging michael to join him even after michael slaughtered all his bros. man was down BAD

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I am so glad to see Twilight get shit on the way it deserves. C'mon, it's been 20 years, we know it's baby's first vampire romance for the 2000's done horrifically poorly.

real. those who boarded the vamplire hate train better hold on tight spider monkey bc this blog poopoos & peepees on twilight all night long

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Twilight's issues with racism are honestly too apparent for me to take them seriously. What with the Mormonism, colonialsm, and anti-native themes.

just gonna leave this here

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🧛🏻‍♀️🔜💩

reasons twilight was remarkable: -hold on tight, spider monkey -where the hell have you been loca!! -carlisle and charlie being into each other -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76U_DvsvkZw hope that helps!!!

reasons i use toilet:

-poopoo

-peepee

hope that smells!!!

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"impact of twilight" please keep poo pooing it is healing my soul, Stephanie Myers mormon self insert faerie leech softcore porn will never *ever* have any genuine impact in vampire media other than realmedia vampires mocking her actively, I wish all unironic twilight fans a severe case of diahrea at 3 a.m.

3am poopoo piss is the worst. especially when u clog the turlet with 🧻 even worse when u have ur period. my own personal hell.

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reasons twilight was remarkable: -hold on tight, spider monkey -where the hell have you been loca!! -carlisle and charlie being into each other -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76U_DvsvkZw hope that helps!!!

reasons i use toilet:

-poopoo

-peepee

hope that smells!!!

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I laughed at the ask response about twilight lmao. While I wouldn’t say twilight is remarkable on its own merit. But I do think it’s noteworthy in the sense of its impact on pop culture and vampires as a genre.

poopoo peepee

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u forgot the twilight movies in ur vampire movie list :)

key word

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Notable Vampire Films of the 20th & 21st Century🩸

1910s:

Les Vampires (1915-1916)

1920s:

Genuine: The Tragedy of a Vampire (1920)

Nosferatu (1922)

1930s:

Dracula (1931)

Vampyr (1932)

The Vampire Bat (1933)

Mark of the Vampire (1935)

Condemned to Live (1935)

Dracula’s Daughter (1936)

1940s:

Return of the Vampire (1943)

Son of Dracula (1943)

House of Dracula (1945)

The Vampire's Ghost (1945)

1950s:

Horror of Dracula (1958)

I Vampiri (1957)

The Vampire (1957)

Blood of Dracula (1957)

The Return of Dracula (1958)

Blood of the Vampire (1958)

1960s:

Blood and Roses (1960)

The Brides of Dracula (1960)

Slaughter of the Vampires (1962)

Castle of Blood (1964)

Blood Bath (1966)

Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)

The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)

A Taste of Blood (1967)

Le viol du vampire (1968)

Blood of Dracula's Castle (1969)

1970s:

The Vampire Lovers (1970)

The Velvet Vampire (1971)

Dark Shadows (1971)

The Shiver of the Vampires (1971)

The House That Dripped Blood (1971)

Daughters of Darkness (1971)

Requiem pour un vampire (1972)

Blacula (1972)

Dracula A.D. (1972)

Alucarda (1977)

Salem’s Lot (1979)

Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)

1980s:

The Hunger (1983)

Fright Night (1985)

Near Dark (1987)

The Lost Boys (1987)

1990s:

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Interview with the Vampire (1994)

Dracula: Dead and Loving it (1995)

Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

From Dusk till Dawn (1996)

Two Orphan Vampires (1997)

Vampires (1998)

Blade (1998)

2000s:

Queen of the Damned (2002)

Underworld (2003)

Van Helsing (2004)

Let the Right One In (2008)

2010s:

Dark Shadows (2012)

Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

Dracula Untold (2014)

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)

What We Do In The Shadows (2014)

The Invitation (2019)

Carmilla (2019)

2020s:

Renfield (2023)

Nosferatu (2024)

Abigail (2024)

Sinners (2025)

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armand with daniel

i am not a hoarder of books. i am a collector of lives, a keeper of words, a bringer to new worlds.

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i am vamplire

y’all might not know this about me but i am a big fan of vampires

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vampires always have the best love confessions bc they’ve lived for centuries thinking they would never find it or are not worthy of it (i’m a monster blah blah blah) & when that person finally weasels their way into their heart it really shows in the feeling behind their chosen words of wanting.

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Mary Pickford 1924

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It is 10:08 in the morning on June 14, 2025.

Happy 3rd Anniversary of The Interview!

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