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to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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reblogging this because of the fuckass times we live in. I hope civilians in both Iran and Israel stay safe.

I’m begging of you even if you disagree with Israel (rightly so), do not fall into the enemy of my enemy is my friend mentality. Do not forget the atrocities that the Islamic Republic has committed and is committing against its own people, including children. Do not forget Mahsa Amini and Nika Shahkarami and the millions killed by the Islamic Republic.

Sincerely, an Iranian.

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i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s

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lets all give it up for the telephone dialpad

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

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What do you believe in now?

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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

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10/10 dad joke