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this fact is crucial to understand candace's character. she only has four friends and one of them is her mom

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My least favourite Phineas and Ferb character is ableist mime like cmon i would trap every mime in the tri state area in an invisible box too if a mime was making fun of me for being autistic

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heinz doofenshmirtz: norm if you could become a human what kind of human would you be

norm: I WOULD BE A FAGGOT!

doofenshmirtz: who taught you that word

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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People will be like “wah why don’t we get unhinged female characters in media???” As if Candace Flynn hasn’t been dominating the game since 2008. 

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thinkin about "slide over stretch I need a ride" like the way he calls cav a nickname on their first interaction

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thinkin about "slide over stretch I need a ride" like the way he calls cav a nickname on their first interaction

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dan shared this new sneak peak of the phineas and ferb revival !!

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baljeet really said "i'm getting a good grade in rock and roll, something both normal to want and possible to achieve"

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i just remembered that scene in summer belongs to you where monogram & perry are about to arrest doof and vanessa points a hair dryer at them like its a gun and fully just holds them at gunpoint and takes her father away. monogram and perry fully just put their hands up and stay still. no martial arts. no tail slaps. perry has never once trained for what to do if someone pulls a gun on him, he has no recourse for firearms.

I headcanon that perry knew it was an hair dryer but just played along to let them go

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Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

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Every single one of Dr. Doofenshmirtz’ “evil” schemes was so relatable. That time he was gonna launch Big Ben across the Atlantic bc his watch was too small 2 see and the process of buying a bigger clock was too stressful? Relatable. That time he built an invisibility ray so he wouldn’t have to see the fireside girls looking his window and trying to sell cookies? Relatable. That time he cloned himself so he’d never have to wait in a line again? Super relatable. He was /such/ a relatable character

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Let vote guys!

I put the semi-canon, canon, they used to be, or they act like, couple.

There are some good and bad couples...choose the one you like the most!

(Monty x Carl and Buford x Baljeet are not here this time sorry). 🥲🥲

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one-dutch two-dutch queens of the double-dutch we skip better than you by that much watch our feet our moves are sweet our double-dutching won’t be beat reblog if you agree

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ONLY the top THREE bands from this poll will qualify! Good luck!

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I'm going to make my own post for this because I feel like people should know without it being attached to anything else but. In the Polish dub, Candace's name is Ferret. That's literally her name. The writers probably just looked at her and thought "which animal is most similar to her" and they reached the most correct conclusion they could possibly have reached.