not-claire-redfield

[not-claire-redfield]

So you can teach me how to kick ass, but you CAN'T teach me how to rizz up our friends? What a good big brother you are🙄

WHEN were you going to tell me?! Since when do we keep secrets!

Oh Claire...I mean Not Claire......I don't know what you're talking about...what secret?

[not-claire-redfield]

Jill kinda is........ Rabecca too. You're the one who picks the friends we have, you're just incapable of sharing with anyone (me)! You should really fix that.

WHEN were you going to tell me?! Since when do we keep secrets!

Oh Claire...I mean Not Claire......I don't know what you're talking about...what secret?

[not-claire-redfield]

Hi obviouslynot Claire .... it's good to see you again. How have you been?

Hi obviously real Leon! we gotta stop running into each other like this. it's been good, found my brother since it seems like a never ending battle with that, but you know how that went. what have you been up to?

[not-claire-redfield]

Did i detect a little pause before that no? The offer to finish off the bloodline is always on the table for you. I'll see what I can do to get him off your back, but no promises. Just don't drink with him again..

My BROTHER.....I can't believe you...

Oh fuck me, not you too

Tell your dipshit brother to piss off

[not-claire-redfield]

We really are siblings with the same taste. On it bro 🫡 Quick question though, is Jill still part of the roster?

WHEN were you going to tell me?! Since when do we keep secrets!

Oh Claire...I mean Not Claire......I don't know what you're talking about...what secret?

[not-claire-redfield]

You heard him. I'm not sure about continuing the bloodline, but we could sure try

My BROTHER.....I can't believe you...

Oh fuck me, not you too

Tell your dipshit brother to piss off

[not-claire-redfield]

So all that talk about him needing a Redfield was about you. I am DEVASTATED

WHEN were you going to tell me?! Since when do we keep secrets!

Oh Claire...I mean Not Claire......I don't know what you're talking about...what secret?

[not-claire-redfield]

No no, I think I want to let him speak...turns out both of you are hiding some yellow flags I thought we were friends.

My BROTHER.....I can't believe you...

Oh fuck me, not you too

Tell your dipshit brother to piss off

[not-claire-redfield]

Oh hello, "not claire" !

Hello, "not Ada" What are you doing here? 🤨

[not-claire-redfield]

hiii

im in love with you

Hi!!!

Do you want to overthrow the corrupt government with me

[not-claire-redfield]

Sorry you can't get any bitches(lovingly)💅 I think you're pretty too 🥰

tell not Claire i think she’s pretty

im too shy to do it myself

…you’re also pretty, i guess

Oh, so now you like Not Claire, huh? Guess you don't love me anymore...

@not-claire-redfield Get in here

😒

[not-claire-redfield]

I always send emails....check your spam. 🥲 I won't forget about this, I want all the details.

Hello?

Hello not Leon 😄

[not-claire-redfield]

Wait, what's this actual reason???? Who is this actual reason???????? This feels like something I would already know if you replied to my emails 😤

Hello?

Hello not Leon 😄

[not-claire-redfield]

Sooo

Hello?

Hello not Leon 😄

[not-claire-redfield]

With that attitude? Yeah, you'll outlive all of us.

Hello?

Hello not Leon 😄

[not-claire-redfield]

I mean.....I could have helped with that, but noooooo 🙄

Hello?

Hello not Leon 😄

[not-claire-redfield]

I mean not Claire of course… 😅😚

Absolutely!! I'm not Claire, but I'm also not saying you can't call me that

It's just a coincidence 😙