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LMAO.

New 3rd Life Series!

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i think my main problem with marauders meta at the moment is that (and this has always been a problem) a LOT of people underestimate the sheer insanity that was sirius and james' relationship. i think people play it off as like 'aw how cute, best friends! :)' and its like ... I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THEYRE SO MUCH WEIRDER THAN THAT. in whatever way you take sirius and james platonic romantic WHATEVER you HAVE to realise they were NOT NORMAL about each other. they were cathy and heathcliff. i think the word that describes james and sirius' relationship to each other is OBSESSION. not like a cutesy best friends forever kind of way i mean talking about how they want to be buried next to each other kind of way. i mean that canonically their relationship exists outside the bounds of morality sirius thinks its FUNNY that james bullies people and vice versa. james only bullies snape because he wanted to amuse sirius. i think sirius LIKES all of james awful qualities (being conceited, arrogant, self-centred) which is a stark contrast to lily who canonically does NOT like the fact that james is a spoilt rich boy strutting around the castle hexing people for fun. i think james wouldnt even ... CARE if sirius HAD ended up killing snape at the whomping willow incident. not really. because it was sirius and every single moral value goes straight out the window when its sirius. do people realise that they were doing the most INSANE acts of magical devotion for each other as TEENAGERS that ADULT WIZARDS couldnt do if they tried for YEARS? why dont people talk enough about the fact that they had such an intense relationship that they excluded everyone else from it? why doesnt anyone talk about the fact that the two way mirrors WERE ONLY FOR THEM. like they didnt give one to remus or peter or lily. it was THEIR thing. sirius went to JAMES' house after he ran away. james made SIRIUS harrys godfather. QUITE THE DOUBLE ACT. NEVER SAW ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER DID YOU? the fact that people from their time MULTIPLE PEOPLE described them as jamesandsirius. .... idk i just think. its a shame people dont really talk very often about how insane and weird and unnormal james and sirius were about each other bc to me its the most fascinating part about the marauders era.

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... james potter

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formal confession that this is actually who i picture as sirius instead of the fancasts

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don't think about the fact that Scar was there when Grian lost it and just started yelling at Joel to kill him. don't think about how he must have felt when Grian, the man that yelled at him for being reckless and losing lives stupidly, desperately offered one of his lives out freely like that.

and definitely don't think about it all being pointless. how the one-time Grian actually sacrificed his life for someone, it just ended up giving his teammate 5 minutes instead of a full 30 because he immediately died

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them continuously falling off the skynet while trying to get kills is so???

It’s been a while since I made a post but seeing The Bad Boys fumbling and dying in the stupidest ways while the Clockers are honestly fending off really well is the best plot twist in the life series yet. Scar actually getting some legitemate kills while Grian just fucking dies from a ladder in the first 10 minutes of the session was the role reversal I didn’t know I needed

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buckle up

joel's episode is a continuous stream of "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING"

i am FOURTEEN MINUTES IN

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the. the new limited life. what the hell.

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HELP THE WAY THE GLASSES ARE POSITIONED MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE OGLING HIM

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……

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Yellow peace more like yellow piss

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Predicting it now:

As soon as Joel is on yellow he's going to immediately kill someone, go back up to green, and be disappointed that he's no longer allowed to kill

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hilarious to me actually that out of all the soulmate pairings in double life JOEL and ETHO were the ones to be divorced about it.

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The Bad Boys are so pathetic actually. They are trust fund babies who have been friends since birth. They go golfing on the weekend. They have mullets because they unironically think it's cool. They are business majors. They created their own frat because the other ones didn't let them in. No one wants to join them. They are those kids that the teachers hope aren't in their class. They go to football games because they think it'll make them look cool (They have no idea how to play). They've actually never talked to a women in their lives. They are gay. They are homophobic. They are idiots.

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Etho and Joel exes arc?!?!?!?!

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mad sad bad boys

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ig you could say..

we got a couple of..

B-aha-d Boys