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when your girl is being too adorable and your gay heart can’t handle it so you just stand there wondering how you got so lucky and trying to hold back tears reblog if you agree

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concept: my girlfriend and i are making pancakes, it is cold and rainy but we are warm in our house, i jump off the table in fuzzy socks, i land perfectly, she is impressed, everything feels okay

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my girlfriend: I love you

me: 

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Me: my girlfriend looks so good right now

Friend: *looking around* really? where is she? is she here?

Me: no but i just *clenches fist* know

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🌸 Regression Tips 🌸

Here are some tips if your having difficulty regressing / want some new ideas!

✨ To start, wear comfy colourful clothes!!! long socks, pjs and cute slippers anything that makes you feel little! Wrap yourself in your favourite blankie and if you have a pacifier use it too! Get a snack ready and watch some cartoons or a Disney movie! I find watching something really interactive helps 🌟

✨ Try some new hairstyles! two pigtails, braids and space buns! / put some gel in short hair for cool spikes! Look up some tutorials on youtube + use some accessories to make it even cuter!! don’t be afraid to go crazy with them!

✨ Naps, watch your favourite cartoon put some juice / milk in a sippy cup or bottle and go for a nap, when you wake up make your favourite little snack. Guaranteed to make you feel extra small!

✨ Arts & Crafts! use some finger paints to create a masterpiece, do some colouring in!, use play doh, make some slime (supervised! if possible) use play sand anything creative! I buy arts and crafts kits (ages 3-6+) mainly when on sale and super cheap! this could be crafts such as paint your own picture frame, make your own stickers and colour in your own teddy bear etc!

🌟 PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT IF NSFW 🌟

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Care Packages for Age Regressors

Weather you’re a caregiver looking to spoil your little one, a little who wants to cheer up a little friend, or a little who needs a pick-me-up, these are some cute care packages that will brighten a little’s day :)

These also make great Christmas gift sets!

Cute Little Baby Care Package ($26)

🍼 Pink Baby Bottle $5.99 / Blue Baby Bottle $6.99

🍼 Pink Adult Pacifier $8.80 / Blue Adult Pacifier $8.80

🍼 Lamb Rattle Stuffie $7.42

🍼 Rainbow Stars Water-Filled Teether $3.49

Crafty Little One Care Package ($26)

✂️ 16 Glitter Crayons $4.19

✂️ 10 Markers $4.99

✂️ 24 Watercolors $2.91

✂️ 12 Colored Pencils $3.35

✂️ Disney Princess Coloring Book $2.36

✂️ 10-Pack Play-Doh $7.99

Dinosaur Care Package ($25)

🦎 24 Dinosaur Stickers $1.99

🦎 Green Pterodactyl Stuffie $8.98

🦎 12 Plastic Dinos $7.22

🦎 Dinosaur Coloring & Activity Book $2.81

🦎 Paint-Your-Own Dinosaur Suncatchers $4.43

Stuffies Care Package ($22)

🎀 Black Lab Puppy Stuffie $6.91

🎀 Colorful Giraffe Stuffie $3.99 + $0.50 shipping

🎀 White Bunny Rabbit Beanie Baby $5.00

🎀 Fox Stuffie $6.64

Bath Time Fun Care Package ($26)

🛀🏻 Bath Bubbles $4.88

🛀🏻 16 Floating Foam Bath Animals $5.99

🛀🏻 12 Bath Squirt Toys $8.49

🛀🏻 Washable Crayons $6.99

Note: Washable crayons can be used to write on the tub! They wash right off.

Disney Princess Care Package ($26)

👑 Disney Princess Coloring Book $2.36

👑 276 Disney Princess Stickers $4.80

👑 Elsa Doll $6.99 / Anna Doll $6.99

👑 The Little Mermaid Bath Squirters $6.32

👑 Disney Princess Sippy Cups $5.16

Pooh Bear Care Package ($28)

🍯 Winnie the Pooh Plush $9.99

🍯 Winnie the Pooh Bottles 3-Pack $6.45 / Pooh Sippy Cup $8.39

🍯 Peek-a-boo Winnie the Pooh Board Book $4.11

🍯 Winnie the Pooh Teether $7.99

Pokemon Care Package ($32)

🌌 25 Foil Pokemon Cards $5.48

🌌 Pokemon Coloring Book $3.75

🌌 Pokemon Fleece Blanket $9.95

🌌 Charmander Plush $13.99 Squirtle Plush $13.15 Bulbasaur Plush $13.74 Mew Plush $14.88

Choose the plushie that you think the little you’re getting the care package for will like the most! I’ve included a big list to get you started :)

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me? clingy and impatient?

its more likely than you think

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6 Things to do if you’re in a ldr with your caregiver/little

1. Color/draw lots of cutesy pictures and mail them to your caregiver so they can put them on their fridge or in their room

2. Video chat and Phone calls ( a caregivers voice is a powerful thing littles crave it)

3. Long text messages even if your littles not awake because she/he will wake up and have a big sweet smile feeling like they’re the most special baby evers

4. Read them a story or sing a lullaby through Skype ( a comforting activity to help your little go nini )

5. Ask your caregiver/little how their day was

6. Use an app to edit photos or an app to play multiplayer games with your caregiver or even watch the same movie

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not to be offensive or anything but i love my girlfriend so much and i would give anything for her to be here. distance is a bitch.

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