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You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

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It Has Been Exactly Two Years Since The Hostage Exchange On The Bridge In Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency And I Am Still Not Over It

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> tfw revolution

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When my cousin Olivia was three, she started preschool and became best friends with a boy named Abraham.  Most people called him Abe, even then, because Abraham is a mouthful for a three year old and, to most people, it’s the logical nickname.

Not, however, according to Olivia, who decided to nickname him Ham.

No one’s really sure whether she wasn’t totally listening when he was introduced and only caught the last part of his name, or if she decided Abe was too boring a nickname, or maybe she was just hungry, but the nickname has stuck for the last twenty years.  Of course, Olivia was and still is the only person to use it.

When they were seven or eight, he decided to get back at her by calling her Olive.  That nickname stuck, too, and they’ve been Olive and Ham since.  But only to each other.  They get highly offended if anyone else calls them that.

Last night was their seventh anniversary, and Abe proposed to Olivia, and she said yes.  And how did she announce it on Facebook, you may ask?

People used to tell me “If you like ham so much, why don’t you just marry it?”  So I am.

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hey queer eye fans !! I haven’t seen any posts about it on Tumblr yet so I thought I’d spread it around myself. Jonathan has been posting Instagram stories asking for donations for Mama Tamye and the town of Gay, Georgia. Some industry is planning to build a rock quarry in their county, and the community desperately doesn’t want it. The fundraiser will pay for legal fees and help take down the quarry. Here’s the link to donate to the cause !

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All my stories checked out. 

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i honest to god was walking through the parking lot of my college’s chick fil a and i witnessed with my own damn eyes two beautiful women, one in a plain dress and the other in a navy uniform, hold hands and then kiss each other goodbye and it was so cute and as i turned to head back to my dorm i saw these two boys staring at them across the parking lot and i was like “oh no” but then the taller one grabbed the shorter one and kissed him really hard and they looked so embarrassed and i realized that sometimes you just gotta have a little courage yknow

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Now that this discourse is about four years behind us, Glad You Came by the Wanted was a bop

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god made me gay so i could love cats better than any straight could

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the simplest summary I can give to everyone confused about Australia’s political climate right now is that our leading parties have been playing Wheel of Fortune with who gets to run the country since 2010

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Being an Australian Prime Minister is like being a Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts or signing up to take position as the drummer for Spinal Tap.

Sounds cool and all but we know how it ends for you.

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none of bmc would’ve happened if michael nominated jeremy for queer eye and the fab 5 came over and knocked some self-worth into him with their unconditional support

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Honestly? Les Mis, Dead Poets Society, and Newsies are the holy trinity of historic, young gay rebellion

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imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

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dirk looking at todd (aka: an incurable case of heart eyes)

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dirk gently’s holistic detective agency? more like dirk jacket’s holistic leather.. .. baegency

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My love.