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I keep getting ads for this ai dating app called blush, and i keep watching them in horrified fascination. Because they look *almost* human. At a glance you wouldn’t see it as strange. But you look at it, you watch the video, and something is *wrong*. It’s not clear what exactly it is. Any specific element looks fine, if a bit airbrushed. But together, something is wrong, something is deeply deeply wrong, that isn’t a human, that’s a predator, and you need to run before it catches you and eats you alive and feeds you to its children

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"And I'm trying my best to stand up for you in every way I can." 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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Nikola is so gender for this

"Im straight" "Im gay" Okay?? My father called me Nikola?? And then I killed him?? So I thought I rather deserved to have his second name too?? Which makes me Nikola Orsinov?? Pleased to meet you at last????

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gwen bouchard ✨

💎 the family jewels...

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I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

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girlboss? no. girlunion. girlstrike.

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sorry what

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Transformers!!!!

No one wants to be Arcane's enemy.

Artists on Tumblr continue to create beautiful works around the many properties listed below and more. The final season of Arcane may have concluded, but its story will live on forever in your hearts, your favorite fanart, and a seamingly unending stream of fics. This year's Golden Globes came and went, and brought with it long-overdue wins and one long-awaited engagement announcement. The Batfam remains the ultimate found family, and the Sonic the Hedgehog fandom is still going strong after the third film's release. This is Tumblr's Week in Review.

Artists on Tumblr

Arcane

Jayvik | Jayce Talis & Viktor, Arcane

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Jayce Talis | Arcane

Viktor | Arcane

Shadow the Hedgehog | Sonic the Hedgehog

Cats of Tumblr

Sonadow | Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog

Batman

Jason Todd | the DC universe

Transformers

Golden Globes

Squid Game

Jujutsu Kaisen

Donald Trump

Bruce Wayne | the DC universe

Epic the Musical

Tim Drake | the DC universe

Dragon Age

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The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.

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Why can't I embed videos on this webbed site

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I wish random dudes would not approach me in class. Yes, I speak up in class a lot and am a bit of a teachers pet, no, that does not mean I want you to try to impress me with your mediocre knowledge of literature. I'm here because the professor of this course is beautiful and very intelligent and I think she's great, not to talk to dudes who think they're the shit for reading a book every now and again.

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I'm a huge fan of the Desi/mena Jarchivist designs but I'd be lying if I didn't envision him as the most annoying white gay in the universe when I was first listening to the podcast.

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somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

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Egads! What id do to have a woman look at me like the wretch - the miserable monster whom she had created.

“I beheld the wretch – the miserable monster whom I had created.”

a frankenstein wlw AU

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/ooc I like how the hiatus just has us poking Gwen and going "gay, gay, homosexual, gay"

Are You From Scissor City? ;o)

What? No, I'm not. And I'm afraid to ask what that means, because I'm positive this isn't a straightforward question.

-Gwen B.

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JUST BECAUSE THEYRE GAY??

gwen can you be my sugar mama

You are all freaks of nature.

-Gwen B.

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THIS!!!!!!

“While many people think fanfiction is about inserting sex into texts (like Tolkien’s) where it doesn’t belong, Brancher sees it differently: “I was desperate to read about sex that included great friendship; I was repurposing Tolkien’s text in order to do that. It wasn’t that friendship needed to be sexualized, it was that erotica needed to be … friendship-ized.” Many fanfiction writers write about sex in conjunction with beloved texts and characters not because they think those texts are incomplete, but because they’re looking for stories where sex is profound and meaningful. This is part of what makes fan fiction different from pornography: unlike pornography, fanfic features characters we already care deeply about, and who tend to already have long-standing and complex relationships with each other. It’s a genre of sexual subjectification: the very opposite of objectification. It’s benefits with friendship.”

— Francesca Coppa, “Introduction to The Dwarf’s Tale,” The Fanfiction Reader (via francescacoppa)

Someone put it into words. I gotta sit down