What I wanna say out loud but probably won't. Also my linguistic skills are substandard telegram:@nyxereus Message me and offer to buy me food and sex toys
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This is one of the greatest ad campaigns of all time because not only are there jelly beans getting freaky. But the most heartbroken soulful man you have ever heard is singing to you about a man called Jerry Beans while it happens. And the whole time they're selling you a phone
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she's so pretty i wanna grind against her thigh and kiss her for hours
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Last Resort by papa roach starts playing every time I do some small innocuous thing that only I know to be embarrassing
#I made a post to the wrong fucking blog#I’m an idiot#I’m gonna set myself on fire#or just let it go —whichever’s easiest
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For Dita Von Teese Lingerie ❤️
By Valerio Cavazza
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Yesterday was my birthday I had a nice quiet day and a pleasant meal and my mother made me a peach upside down cake a good birthday
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