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the housing market is ruining my sex life

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...literally

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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Me scrolling past my own story I haven't updated in 2 years while on a 3am AO3 binge

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every few months some annoying motherfucker makes a post asking why it's called 'spirk' instead of 'spork' or 'kock' and the short, easy answer is: spirk is already the silly ship name, the og ship name is 'k/s' and the og og ship name is 'the premise', because spirk is a ship so old that it was around before ship names were invented. now never come into my house again.

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its so fucking unfair tho that trans women are expected to be everyone’s guilty pleasure kink but we ourselves are absolute monsters if we don’t repress our own sexuality

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she's been galindafied (= seduced by her blithe smile, lithe limb and gold hair with a gentle curl)

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Shrek (2001)

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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

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K

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I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

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i literally love my cat so much sometimes i literally just start tearing up looking at him from love Do you guys also get this