not-so-noble

[not-so-noble]

you have a Greek warrior guardian spirit?

Wh—she’s n—ah, sure.

[not-so-noble]

To be seen as remarkable is strange—But—What I’d like most is to learn what it means to belong here?

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Rides? Like chariots, but faster? Mechanical beasts that carry you toward joy and simulated death in equal measure? And food… public feasts without ritual? And performances? Familar..

Take Maeko. Share that kind of joy while it’s still possible.

So, cool. I heard about them from a weird guy who then tried to spray me when I asked for help.

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

I’d like that, actually. Show me everything. I’ve never left the sea’s side until recently— The weapons sound fascinating. Especially the ones that don’t require your arms to grow sore.

I used to think my home was the whole world. That my father would return, and I would grow old like the olive trees he planted. The world is wide, and cruel, and deeply strange. There is no such thing as safety—only the illusion of it. Peace is a delicate myth we tell ourselves before the next storm.

So what’s a theme park?

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Those sound.. amazing! I’m not going to even ask because I’ve heard worse. Trust me. But a machine that just—does that? I wish we had those back at home. I barely had any good weapons, they kept breaking. All the time.

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Well, it’s the only thing we have to train with, to be honest.. Nunchucks? That’s quite an interesting name. and so many varieties. It’s overwhelming. Do axes still count too? My aunt killed my uncle with one.

And I would love to see your weapons! I have a weapons room back home. It’s basically a lot of my dads old weapons I have to train with. Nothing special.

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Be my wife 💍

I’m just a man?

[not-so-noble]

It seems you may be suffering from the same situation as I.

My name is Allen Avadonia. It is a pleasure to meet you.

How did you find yourself in this strange world?

@evils-servant

Greetings. I’m.. Odai Takumi. I guess. Or Telemachus…

Well—my ship got caught in a storm and I basically washed up.

[not-so-noble]

hey good lookin whatcha cookin?

you're cookin nothing? because you don't have a stove?

oh.

.....

well, anyway

*makes your period worse*

AHGGGSOMEBODYTELLMEEEECOMEANDGIVEMEAAHGHGGG

[not-so-noble]

I’ll.. take your word for it then. I am quite concerned, though. Well, it’s not worth much, but as my gratitude, have my laurel crown!

Alright! My bar is set extremely low, I just realized.

Ohh! A weapon? My preferred weapon is a spear, or a sword! But I was also taught how to use a dagger and a bow. I’ve never heard of retractable claws… but like the claws of a bear or a lion? I think I can do those with my heritage.

Any other weap… oh—and a javelin. Javelins are great.

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Don't ask xd

[not-so-noble]

Yeah. I was trained! Some go—lady helped me when I was getting into a fight and she trained me from there!

She did help me get the ship I’m supposed to be on.. but I don’t know where she is now.

But shouldn’t I? Why not? Normally people I know would expect it. I want to bring honor and follow my family’s traditions! Well. Not all of them. Not killing babies anytime soon.

Oh, phew. There’s a lot of men that want to marry my mother. 57 from Dulichium, 23 from Same, 44 from Zacynthus, and 12 from Ithaca. I’m very wary.

I will not harm people for no reason. I am a civilized person.

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

wow—if the bar is that low, what was the best day of your life???

The best day of my life..? Well it was when I got in a fight and I didn’t die! I’ve never felt strong before.

[not-so-noble]

The sea can do many things, but he cannot be gentle. I’m lucky I held onto the wooden plank. I’m never searching for dad again.

Ah—so no tunics or chitons? And that’s completely fair, I will not press. Even if I was born a curious soul.

Thank you! You are generous, may Lord Zeus bless you for your hospitality. Even if you may not have any riches, I can grant you some.

Rivers? I can deal with rivers. I guess I’ll have to be careful for the naiads. You are way better than the men from back home in the palace!

Since you’re not trying to marry my mom or kill me. I can trust you!

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Okay so-

… I need help with this place—I don’t recall much to be honest, I was just sailing and boom. Storm. Don’t think Lord Poseidon likes me very much.

That’s interesting—I’ll keep that in mind. Do you think you can show me around? I don’t recognize anybody, is this Σπάρτη (Sparta)?

[ No. ]

Also. What clothes are those? They’re fairly different from mine. Who wove these? What fabric is that? What god do you worship?? Apologies—getting off topic.

I really just need a shelter, and food, and towels. And knowledge of this land. Who’s your king? I am very confused.

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Wha..

A robe..? Never heard of that. Uh, yes. It’s Greek! I’m from there—Ithaca, ever heard of it? My name is Te- Odai Takumi, call me Takumi.

…

Uh, yes. I do… I have no clue where I am. I just washed up on the beaches. Also—what’s a gimmick?

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

I’ll just put it this way; Mugami Tooru is like Zeus in all the worst ways.

Ah…